Not one of us I'm sure, but if anyone knows who this bastard is

[jrandom]

bet is some who are bitching thought about their yoof some simularities would pop up.

I used to fry ants on the back porch with a magnifying glass.

They smelled funny when they burned.

[idleidolidyll]

I used to fry ants on the back porch with a magnifying glass.

They smelled funny when they burned.

me too

also used to blow up frogs with crackers around guy fawkes

now that i'm a buddhist though, i only kill plants.................and it pains m,e so when they scream!

[jrandom]

Seal tastes like oily fish. It isn't pleasant, but then I'm not a seafood fan.

I am, though.

What sort of consistency does the meat have? Is it dense and dark in typical mammalian style, or lighter and more bird- or fish-like?

[peanuteater]

Hell, i enjoy hunting etc, but the difference is , dont let things suffer, !!
no need for that shit, hes? proberly one off those that will have a good accident, and expect everyone to be sympathetic and run after him whilst feeling sorry for him ?
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND

[kro]

Just being devils advocate, but what if the seal looked half dead, and the guy was actually performing a humane act by trying to ends its suffering?. They did say the seal was a sick one to begin with.

If not, then by all means, leave a tyre track on his back too.

[ZeroIndex]

Have you ever actually wrung a goose's neck? It works with chickens, but a goose is a much tougher proposition.

As for eating a seal, fine, though I believe it's very fatty. Kill nothing without purpose, eating is a perfectly valid purpose.

what purpose exactly would killing the silly bastard do? I still reckon it was probably a trailrider that likes riding on different types of seal

[elle-f]

it pisses me off that the guy didnt can off.

[Street Gerbil]

If someone will catch the bastard, I have an excellent set of rubber mallets that I am willing to share with fellow KB'ers for the re-educational purposes. We can take turns...

[Street Gerbil]

We should pass round a collection plate (even if it only ends up totalling a couple of hundred) and make a donation to a wildlife charity, and inform the papers that we as a community have done this to show this tard isn't one of us and get some good publicity to counter balance his.

And then track him down and get our monies worth.

I'd rather pass the kitty and set a reward for the info leading to his arrest.

[James Deuce]

I am, though.

What sort of consistency does the meat have? Is it dense and dark in typical mammalian style, or lighter and more bird- or fish-like?

It's mammalian in texture, and under the blubber is more game like than domestic steak like. Except it tastes like two day old blown sardines that have been left out side in a Townsville Summer.

[paveho]

Pity that someone could do this sort of thing. Never mind, 'the wheel turns', and next time it may just be over him.

[James Deuce]

I used to fry ants on the back porch with a magnifying glass.

They smelled funny when they burned.

Formic acid. Methanol burning internal combustion engines produce that sort of smell too.

[surfer]

Just being devils advocate, but what if the seal looked half dead, and the guy was actually performing a humane act by trying to ends its suffering?. They did say the seal was a sick one to begin with.

Good point. Not sure how you would ring a seal's neck as their heads are stuck straight onto their bodies. Anyone know? They are also very smelly, wouldn't want to carry one to the vet inside my bike jacket.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Any of the complainants here ever stomp on a spider or spray insects with acid to have them die a horrible slow death just because they're mildly annoying? Or do different life forms have different care factors based on cute furryness?

Quite different I'd say mate......I happily spray and swat flies......no problem...the poor old seal's not likely to clamber all over a freshly laid steaming pile of dog poo the wander 'round over my ham sammy when I'm not looking, making me ill.

I'd at least notice the seal coming.....

[jrandom]

Good point. Not sure how you would ring a seal's neck as their heads are stuck straight onto their bodies. Anyone know? They are also very smelly, wouldn't want to carry one to the vet inside my bike jacket.

You seen the teeth on those things? I wouldn't like to try jumping on one and putting it down with a knife.

Target practice from the dunes would seem like the best way to go.