Dover's new pad - House warming to come.

**The_Dover** · 16th January 2007, 20:41

Well, with about two days to spare (technically minus two but) we found a new place.

And what a fuckin score it was too. The King now has his own bedroom, and he sleeps on carpet. The spawn doesn't have to change school (it's about 2km down the road and still in the same school zone). It's closer to the piss shop. It's got a walk in wardrobe?? (big cupboard thing to the blokes) and onsweet shitter so I don't have to gas the guests.

Fuck, we've even got veges in the garding so I might have to get me a filipino house boy to do the chores and cut the girse.

Trashie's pissed off though cos it's within staggering distance of his place and he's scared I'm gonna go round and drink his steinies and crash his pit bike.

So anyway, we'll be having a housewarming soon. It's got to be within the next few weeks cos the puppies are due soon.

Take a vote and we'll make it a decent one cos I've not had a house warming at the last few places due to being a very important busy cunt.

If you don't like me and dont want to come then good, cos that'll be more beer and bbq for me. If you don't like me and do want to come then bring beer.

Once the votes are in I'll PM the address to those who are worthy.

There'll be a bit of carpet and some spare beds I expect, priority to Suzuki riders and Mr Fruit (cos he's a bit soft for the floor). boomer will be in with me and vic as usual (the strap on is lubed and ready to go mate)

I'd like to thank Dr Jaison Singh, and his Team Motostyle "Ho'Hunter", for being an all round good motherfucker and helping me move. Also boomer for turning up late and helping me move, no wonder the fucker's unemployed. Mind you, being a thieving fuckin northern monkey he sure knows how to pack a shit load of gear in a wagon. I guess those burgs paid off huh?

I think this place is even more choice than my last place and those wankers at Xtra have even got my broadband connected within 24 hrs. Schweet.

**boomer** · 16th January 2007, 20:53

congrats and enjoy ya piss head!

like i told the boy when he was rifling through ya box's.. only lift the money!

**Colapop** · 16th January 2007, 20:55

Send the padDyWagon I wanna ride up there

**Fat Tony** · 16th January 2007, 20:57

So where's the "Wait until Easter when Fat Tony's visiting" option in the poll?

It's all self, self, self with some people

**Swoop** · 16th January 2007, 20:57

Originally Posted by The_Dover

I'm gonna go round and drink his steinies..

You really are sick...

**The_Dover** · 16th January 2007, 21:02

Originally Posted by boomer

congrats and enjoy ya piss head!

like i told the boy when he was rifling through ya box's.. only lift the money!

he's robbin the wrong house mate.

but I am missing a few pebbles....

**justsomeguy** · 16th January 2007, 21:02

CONGRATS ON THE NEW PLACE B, must be nice to be rid of the stress.

Originally Posted by boomer

congrats and enjoy ya piss head!

like i told the boy when he was rifling through ya box's.. only lift the money!

No - you said you wanted the homo magazines, don't lie now.

Hey Dover, if I'm around then I'd like to come, but keep a leash on boomer and GIXser, cos they're both scarry poofters......

I'm gonna try drown myself in some "grade 5" white water down Rotorua..... so if it's that weekend (plans still pending) then I wont be able to make it.

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If there are any of you heading down that want a lift let me know, happy to be your sober driver for the night.

**skelstar** · 16th January 2007, 21:07

Thats good news Dover. Little less stress now

**boomer** · 16th January 2007, 21:07

Originally Posted by justsomeguy

I'm gonna try clean myself in some "grade 5" white water down Rotorua.....

There are easier ways to change your ethnicity.

yeah, those said pebbles were used to artistically draw (*read scratch) all over the paintwork of the wagon... little sod. Be grateful we don't live overseas.. i would have sued ya ass!

**Matt Bleck** · 16th January 2007, 21:10

NOT tHE 3rd!

**The_Dover** · 16th January 2007, 21:13

Originally Posted by Fat Tony

So where's the "Wait until Easter when Fat Tony's visiting" option in the poll?

It's all self, self, self with some people

mate, bring me the latest Bradford City shirt and a box of Tetleys and there's a party in your honour with a choice of gixxer thou or three quarter incher for you to rape.

Originally Posted by Swoop

You really are sick...

I'm not an alcomoholic, they go to meetings.

**gijoe1313** · 16th January 2007, 21:13

Dover finally managed to elude his debt collectors and sold off the cladding in the house to a salvage yard for some coin? Damn, he's good ... too bad he left a trail of empty steinies from his place to the new digs!

I reckon his little girl is one of them missing kids from when he fled his last bout of mercenary work in Nova Scotia (someplace in Iraq).

Cripes - there goes the neighbourhood!

**Fat Tony** · 16th January 2007, 21:19

Originally Posted by The_Dover

mate, bring me the latest Bradford City shirt

Surely customs would prevent such filth being brought in to the country?

**justsomeguy** · 16th January 2007, 21:24

Originally Posted by boomer

There are easier ways to change your ethnicity.

yeah, those said pebbles were used to artistically draw (*read scratch) all over the paintwork of the wagon... little sod. Be grateful we don't live overseas.. i would have sued ya ass!

Change my ethnicity? I come from a culture more than 5000 years old that I'm damn proud of.

Well.... you passed up on the skydiving - how bout joining in on this?? - See pic

It will be fun - trust me

oh and there's a 21 foot drop too

Pebbles?? Some bastard scratched your car??

Hope you get it sorted and that it can simply be polished off. If not -in case you didn't know - Eddy/Gixer is a panel beater.