What is the definition of embarrassment?

[ajturbo]

The time you really fuck up a corner and your son, who is on the back, know this and gets his knee down to help get around said corner……


Yer the little bugger could shut up about how he was scrapping his knee all around the corner…..

Where’s my big stick?

[TonyB]

At least you didn't fall off!

[limbimtimwim]

Telling an attractive young woman 'Oh um.. A Suzuki..'

[The_Dover]

Telling an attractive young woman 'Oh um.. A Suzuki..'

i think the suzuki's the least of your problems with the ladies.

[yungatart]

I'd say you were lucky you had Luke on the back! Those little rugrats come in handy occasionally, eh?
Umm, can I borrow him when I get back on my bike?

[limbimtimwim]

i think the suzuki's the least of your problems with the ladies.

You are right. It's the man boobs.

[Crasherfromwayback]

You are right. It's the man boobs.

Nothing wrong with man boobies.....as long as you've got nice nipples....

[Gremlin]

Easy... taking a bike for a couple of days as a test, and while still in the middle of the city, with a different clutch, you split to the front of the lights... and on take off, you stall.

You then get a rapid crash course in how it won't start (while holding up traffic you just split past) such as, will not start in anything but neutral (not even first with clutch engaged, despite trying 3 times) and finally, once getting it started, scream away from the line, much embarrassed.

You then seek out a hole to hide in

[ajturbo]

actuly you want him a bit earlier?... like next month for a week?.. in fact if you could hope down here for the week......

[mstriumph]

.......... but, if you tie a rope around em, they are useful for throwing out as a drag anchor during an emergency stop?

[ajturbo]

.......... but, if you tie a rope around em, they are useful for throwing out as a drag anchor during an emergency stop?

now ya talking

[yungatart]

actuly you want him a bit earlier?... like next month for a week?.. in fact if you could hope down here for the week......

That's a blardy long way to hop!
Can he cook?
Does he sweep the kitchen floor?
Can he hang out washing correctly?
Does he still shit in the corner??

[Indiana_Jones]

That's a marvellous effort!



A true Victorian hero!

-Indy

[Colapop]

What is the definition of embarrassment?

So... this isn't about you and me ... and the bed...?

[limbimtimwim]

Oh no, wait, this is better. More embarrassing than owning a Suzuki, having man boobs or being Dover.