One day the lawyer yelled down from the tree, "WOW, I just can't believe my
eyes. There is
a woman out there floating in our direction."
The lawyer on the ground was most skeptical and said, "You're hallucinating;
you've
finally lost your mind." But within a few minutes, up to the beach floated a
stunning
redhead, face up, totally naked, unconscious, without even so much as a ring
or earrings
on her person.
The two lawyers went down to the water, dragged her up on the beach and
discovered, yes,
she was alive, warm and breathing.
One said to the other, "You know, we've been on this God forsaken island for
months now
without a woman. It's been such a long, long time. So,...do you think we
should,
...well,...you know,...screw her?"
"Out of WHAT?" asked the other.
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A Polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,
"I'll have a gin......................... and tonic."
The Bartender says,
"What's with the big pause?"
The bear answers,
"I don't know. My father had them, too!"
No road is straight forever'
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