Great website....nomarriage.com

**Bartman10** · 18th January 2007, 11:54

http://www.nomarriage.com/

**RantyDave** · 18th January 2007, 12:39

Hahahahahaaa!

http://www.nomarriage.com/marriedsex.html

My wife reads in the kitchen until I fall asleep to avoid having sex with me, or if I am not tired, she waits until I am in the shower and then gets into bed and goes to sleep.

This is some of the saddest, most bitter shit I've ever seen. Really something. I'll take your NoMarriage.com, raise you a FireYourWife.com and spend the rest of the afternoon smirking and thinking that someone, somewhere is sad enough to actually put all this crap on the web. He needs help. Fantastic!

Dave

**SpankMe** · 18th January 2007, 12:42

I totally agree with this.
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreig...re_better.html

One year with my Japanese girlfriend

So far...
-No fights.
-Great sex every night.
-She cooks a delicious meal every night (unless I take her out).
-No guilt trips for going out with the guys.
-Thin and absolutely beautiful.

**SpankMe** · 18th January 2007, 12:47

Originally Posted by RantyDave

This is some of the saddest, most bitter shit I've ever seen.

Yep, marriage to the wrong girlie will do that to ya.

**Squeak the Rat** · 18th January 2007, 12:54

Haha, thought this was spam.

Hookers are cheaper than marriage:

I have always said this. The problem is that most men look at the matter in the short run rather than in the long run. A hooker is more expensive than a date, true, but when you've done with your marriage and you're looking at a divorce bill that totals in the hundreds of thousands of dollars, just think then of the kind of party pussy you could have bought with your hard earned dough. And you wouldn't have had to settle for some butterface with a spreading ass either, (or) some soccer mom with no elegance or femininity.

**imdying** · 18th January 2007, 13:08

Originally Posted by SpankMe

I totally agree with this.
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreig...re_better.html

Quote:
One year with my Japanese girlfriend

So far...
-No fights.
-Great sex every night.
-She cooks a delicious meal every night (unless I take her out).
-No guilt trips for going out with the guys.
-Thin and absolutely beautiful.

Sounds like some other bastard we all know

**Ghost Lemur** · 18th January 2007, 13:09

Interesting. But not as good (or funny) a read as Things my girlfriend and I have argued about. When I first came across it I couldn't stop reading, or laughing.

**xwhatsit** · 18th January 2007, 13:39

Wow... that'd be semi-funny if it was written as a joke...

But, I think those guys are serious. Which is kind of scary. They are some of the most bitter, misogynistic, twisted men I've ever read words from (I haven't read Mein Kampf for uni yet).

Worrying.

Edit: Ghostlemur, I have to admit, I'm cracking up at http://www.thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/ lol. Sadly, even for a young guy like me, I can relate to some of it... remind me never to date German girls, OK?

**Bartman10** · 18th January 2007, 14:38

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

Wow... that'd be semi-funny if it was written as a joke...

But, I think those guys are serious. Which is kind of scary. They are some of the most bitter, misogynistic, twisted men I've ever read words from (I haven't read Mein Kampf for uni yet).

Worrying.

You're right to be worried young man. In 10 or 15 years you will be just as bitter and twisted, writing your story on that website.

Take care out there young padawan.

**Swoop** · 18th January 2007, 14:54

http://www.nomarriage.com/30things.html

They forgot to add:

"That diamond is way too large!"

**imdying** · 18th January 2007, 15:14

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

Wow... that'd be semi-funny if it was written as a joke...

But, I think those guys are serious. Which is kind of scary. They are some of the most bitter, misogynistic, twisted men I've ever read words from (I haven't read Mein Kampf for uni yet).

Worrying.

Ahahahaah, you've plenty of time to learn yet...

**Swoop** · 18th January 2007, 15:20

http://www.nomarriage.com/ebay_wedding_dress.html

**mstriumph** · 18th January 2007, 15:23

trapped in a loveless, no-sex, abusive relationship with a self-centred, social-climbing, arrogant, person who judges other people by the car they drive and the clothes they wear ??........................

you think this happens only to BLOKES???

...... there are a lot of horror stories out there - but it's no excuse for hating your ex's entire sex ..... just means you chose badly, that's all.... be more careful next time

**jrandom** · 18th January 2007, 15:54

Originally Posted by mstriumph

there are a lot of horror stories out there - but it's no excuse for hating your ex's entire sex

I note that the guys quoted on that site seemed to be pretty keen on forn wimmin, so they're not quite hating an entire sex.

Personally, I think that hating an entire socioeconomic stratum of one sex is just as valid as hating an entire society based on religion and ethnicity.

In other words, extremely fucking justifiable.

[Insert rant about Typical Kiwi Chicks]