Great website....nomarriage.com

**Joni** · 18th January 2007, 15:59

Hey Fish... excuse my ignorance, but what is the average Kiw girl/woman like? And Im being sincere when I ask this... I have heard people talking about this before and have wondered....

**MattRSK** · 18th January 2007, 16:02

Wouldn't it be nice if someone could share a positive story for once. I mean come on marriage can't be all that bad.

**James Deuce** · 18th January 2007, 16:07

Originally Posted by mstriumph

trapped in a loveless, no-sex, abusive relationship with a self-centred, social-climbing, arrogant, person who judges other people by the car they drive and the clothes they wear ??........................

you think this happens only to BLOKES???

Yeah, but we usually only get one shot at it.

**James Deuce** · 18th January 2007, 16:08

Originally Posted by Joni

Hey Fish... excuse my ignorance, but what is the average Kiw girl/woman like? And Im being sincere when I ask this... I have heard people talking about this before and have wondered....

Expensive.

Hard Work.

Over inflated opinion about how desirable they are.

Cold.

Manipulative.

Obsessed with image.

Just like a Kiwi Bloke really.

**onearmedbandit** · 18th January 2007, 16:10

Originally Posted by SpankMe

I totally agree with this.
http://www.nomarriage.com/why_foreig...re_better.html

Oh yeah, as SpankMe says. Although for me it's no arguements for 5yrs now, no guilt trips about being out with the lads, encourages me to go out for a ride, has an amazing sexual appetite, is independent (earns her own money), thin and beautiful, and can take the piss out of me as good as anyone else.

Originally Posted by imdying

Sounds like some other bastard we all know

You looking at me? Best move I ever made! Worse part is she is leaving (with our daughter) next week to go to Japan for 3 months. How the fuck am I going to survive??? Yeah, my wife is going away for 3 months and I'm actually going to miss her, it's not like I'm gaining freedom with her gone (can't get any more freedom than what I've already got), but just not having my girls there with me.

Anyone able to feed me for the next 3 months?

**onearmedbandit** · 18th January 2007, 16:11

Originally Posted by MattRSK

Wouldn't it be nice if someone could share a positive story for once. I mean come on marriage can't be all that bad.

Read my post above. My life has only got better since I've got married.

**jrandom** · 18th January 2007, 16:39

Originally Posted by Joni

Hey Fish... excuse my ignorance, but what is the average Kiw girl/woman like?

Like James Deuce said.

Loud. Uneducated. Egotistical. Similar, in some ways, to the stereotypical American woman the complainants on 'nomarriage.com' are thinking of, but perhaps a little stupider and more mannish, on average.

Sad but true.

If only they were all more like you, dear Jo...

**mstriumph** · 18th January 2007, 17:15

Originally Posted by Jim2

...............
Just like a Kiwi Bloke really.

naahhhhhhh!

**Bartman10** · 18th January 2007, 18:10

Originally Posted by MattRSK

Wouldn't it be nice if someone could share a positive story for once. I mean come on marriage can't be all that bad.

Another young padawan ready to have his house, car and childern taken away from him.

Tread carefully young man.... By the time your 40 you'll wish you'd have taken more advice from the site.

**kiwifruit** · 18th January 2007, 18:21

some interesting reading there, cheers

**Coyote** · 18th January 2007, 18:30

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

... remind me never to date German girls, OK?

How come? The exchange student in my english class was uber cute

All that stuff is pretty bleak...
Edit: But it's quite funny considering every decent looking girl my age is giving it away to the bad boys, and I'm having no luck getting a girlfriend

**Clivoris** · 18th January 2007, 18:34

Oh Shit Bartman10. I'm already married to a kiwi chick. Is it too late for me or can I salvage some scrap of happiness from the horrific deprivations that my wife subjects me to? Like a fool I've always thought that the pressure behind my eyeballs was normal. Nomarriage.com has lifted the scales from my eyes.

**James Deuce** · 18th January 2007, 18:48

Originally Posted by Coyote

Edit: But it's quite funny considering every decent looking girl my age is giving it away to the bad boys, and I'm having no luck getting a girlfriend

Don't worry about it. It is the least of your worries (even though I know it is at the "forefront", so to speak).

There's nothing like turning up to a School reunion at 30 wearing an Armani suit and seeing how many of the chicks who gave it up to the bad boys are wearing grey track suit pants (tight ones - horribly, scarring, indelibly tight), have 8 kids, and can talk at the same time as smoking because one of their front teeth is missing and they can hold a smoke in the gap.

Girlfriends are an expensive romantic ideal, made from pixie dust and unobtanium.

Spend money on bikes instead.

**Coyote** · 18th January 2007, 18:55

Originally Posted by Jim2

Don't worry about it. It is the least of your worries (even though I know it is at the "forefront", so to speak).

There's nothing like turning up to a School reunion at 30 wearing an Armani suit and seeing how many of the chicks who gave it up to the bad boys are wearing grey track suit pants (tight ones - horribly, scarring, indelibly tight), have 8 kids, and can talk at the same time as smoking because one of their front teeth is missing and they can hold a smoke in the gap.

Girlfriends are an expensive romantic ideal, made from pixie dust and unobtanium.

Spend money on bikes instead.

Haha, like my old neighbour

Well I haven't had a proper girlfriend (had one long distance thing, but she loved sex more than me) so maybe I'm just wanting what I can't get. Ah well, I've got 2 bikes, a VFR400 swingarm, and a year of metalwork class