Dirty flirt!

**WRT** · 18th January 2007, 15:06

Originally Posted by Sniper

So they talking about how to season a good steak?

No, they are talking about how to add dressing to a taco.

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 18th January 2007, 15:09

I could never imagine having that conversation at work! Certainly not in my current firm. I worked in an Embassy in 1990 for a few years - and it was really drummed into us the "PC" issue not that many took notice of it there!! In other jobs it has been adhered to except for when I worked in Hawkes Bay - but don't get me started on that!!

Would I flirt - crikey not in this firm no talent at all. Mind you at the Embassy "Oh my God" while I'm still naive now (with regard if someone is coming on to me) - god I was green then!! I think once I was a bit lippy (god forbid that would not be me!!) to a FSO (Foreign Service Officer) - he was about to go back to his own country so he thought he would pay me back - handcuffed me to him and took me to an underground room which I never new existed, only long enough to kiss me - hauled me out, undid the handcuffs and said - you have never seen or know about this room right! (Shit what a shame he was on duty, I would loved to have explored - the room that is!!). Why did I leave that job!!

**mstriumph** · 18th January 2007, 15:31

Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones

no harm in flirting, in or out of the office

*hides before my g/f finds me*

-Indy

after the birthday pressie incident i was thinking you'd ALREADY be toast!!

**McJim** · 18th January 2007, 15:36

I haven't felt the need to flirt ever since I married the perfect woman.

(she reads this forum too)

**mstriumph** · 18th January 2007, 15:38

Originally Posted by Finn

................ men will be men and woman will always be dirty sluts.

Hallelulia brother!!!!

heck - i'm AGREEING with him ---- time to up the medication methinks!!

**Indiana_Jones** · 18th January 2007, 15:41

Originally Posted by mstriumph

after the birthday pressie incident i was thinking you'd ALREADY be toast!!

Hey........someone crashed into me, when I was on the way to get her gift. True story.

anyways we're planning a nice quiet day for the 2 of us this weekend

-Indy

**scracha** · 18th January 2007, 16:07

Originally Posted by Finn

Sorry guys. I very rarely see any integrity or professionalism behind the scenes in NZ business. Just yesterday, I was told that a CEO of a very large NZ corporate (household name) bypassed HR and senior management to appoint a pair of tits. I know this woman as she is incompetent to the extreme.

Just to make you kiwi's feel better, it's not any different back in shitey blighty. Could never figure out why our EMEA director put the girl who used to answer the telephone in charge of a team of 40 engineers. Oh yeah, she was fit and laughed at his jokes.

**Motu** · 18th January 2007, 16:19

Faark - flirting at work would be soooo cool! However,I have yet to find someone prepard to even bat an eyelash at me.I seem to have the sexual aspect of work well and truely sorted.....but it took no effort on my part at all!

**MSTRS:Me** · 18th January 2007, 16:37

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Right plonker I am, the despair of my poor suffering mum and doomed to be painting liitle soldiers for the rest of my days...oh yeah, and riding my bike!

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It's the company you keep...spending your days with children, then going off to play with your...oops, play BY yourself on your motorbike....
I'll shut up now, shall I?

**KATWYN** · 18th January 2007, 16:54

Originally Posted by Colapop

HER:

A bit of spice is always nice.

::EDIT::
The text above does refer to me!! (I wish)

It had better be a darn good contract....signed and sealed. lol

Gosh, whoever it is.....if someone doesnt put the breaks on real quick it sounds like a whole lotta truble Cola!!...and theres always a new contract waiting round the corner with less baggage attached IMHO

**doc** · 18th January 2007, 17:15

Originally Posted by gijoe1313

Hmmm I think I miss all those subtle cues for flirting. Zero social appreciation skills m'lud! I've had friends clip me over the head for not noticing that girls were flirting with me...my reply was "What are you guys getting so worked up over? More for you innit!"

Right plonker I am, the despair of my poor suffering mum and doomed to be painting liitle soldiers for the rest of my days...oh yeah, and riding my bike!

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God man you never say honest stuff like that here. Are you queer or something ?

**Storm** · 18th January 2007, 17:40

If it makes him/ her feel better and lightens the day up, or if it ends up saving you time/money/grief, then bloody oath yes ! Give it hell

However , pick the right time/place/person. No good chatting up the gorgeous receptionist and then having some huge, angry gorilla type get niggly and finding he is the boss !!

**SixPackBack** · 18th January 2007, 17:54

Boneing the office girl at lunch time should be part of every red-blooded Kiwi males job description.

Flirtings for school kids.

**Trudes** · 18th January 2007, 18:30

Maybe you (or the person in question) is just an incorrigible flirt and can't help it?
I've been told that I flirt constantly, but I can't help it, it's not intentional, I don't realise I'm doing it, it's just the way I am, but at least I have started to notice it and have been trying hard not to as I have realised it could be considered disrespectful to my beloved.
"Hi, my name is Trudes and I'm flirtaholic".
As long as it's just harmless flirting and you (or person in question) know it's not going anywhere, then it shouldn't be a major problem.

**Clivoris** · 18th January 2007, 18:50

Originally Posted by bobsmith

my work is definately not a place for flirting... It may of course be because most women I work with are at least twice my age... Oh and did I mention if I did flirt my fiancee would find out? She works at the same place...

Duuude. Old chicks are the best to flirt with...if there aren't any homophobic men around.