Aunt Karen Story

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 19th January 2007, 08:55

The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: Get their parents to
Tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.

The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.

"Tony, do you have a story to share?"

"Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
Territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival
Knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then
Her parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops.

She shot fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed
Four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the
Last Iraqi with her bare hands."

"Good Heavens" said the horrified teacher. "What kind of moral did your
Daddy tell you from this horrible story?"

"Stay the hell away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 19th January 2007, 09:13

good one BMW!!!

**Edbear** · 19th January 2007, 10:01

**Alice** · 19th January 2007, 10:09

......amusing ......snigger

**Goblin** · 19th January 2007, 10:11

Another story with a moral...
The Chicken and the horse

On the farm lived a chicken and a horse, both of whom loved to play
together.

One day the two were playing, when the horse fell into a bog and began
to sink. Scared for his life, the horse whinnied for the chicken to go
get the farmer for help! Off the chicken ran, back to the farm. Arriving
at the farm, he searched and searched for the farmer, but to no avail,
for he had gone to town with the only tractor.

Running around, the chicken spied the farmer's new Harley. Finding the
keys in the ignition, the chicken sped off with a length of rope hoping he
still had time to save his friend's life. Back at the bog, the horse was
surprised, but happy, to see the chicken arrive on the shiny Harley,
and he managed to get a hold of the loop of rope the chicken tossed to
him.

After tying the other end to the rear bumper of the farmer's bike, the
chicken then drove slowly forward and, with the aid of the powerful
bike, rescued the horse! Happy and proud, the chicken rode the Harley back to the farmhouse, and the farmer was none the wiser when he returned.

The friendship between the two animals was cemented: Best Buddies, Best
Pals.

A few weeks later, the chicken fell into a mud pit, and soon, he too,
began to sink and cried out to the horse to save his life! The horse
thought a moment, walked over, and straddled the large puddle. Looking
underneath, he told the chicken to grab his hangy-down thing and he
would then lift him out of the pit. The chicken got a good grip, and the
horse pulled him up and out, saving his life.

The moral of the story? ...... (yep, you betcha, there IS a moral!)

When You're Hung Like A Horse - You Don't Need A Harley To Pick Up
Chicks