Interactive sermons

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17. Every hand went up.

The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only 16 chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."


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The Poor Preacher

After the church service a little boy told the pastor, "When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money.

"Well, thank you," the pastor replied. "But why?"

"Because," the boy responded, "my daddy says you're one of the poorest preachers we've ever had."

[awesker]

bahahah! that top one is awesome! nice!

[Grahameeboy]

Cool but there is a point to it too.....................LOL

[V4ME]

Yeah - very good - both of em. and true - there is a point in that first one - me wonders whether people really ever read their own bibles or only bother having it read to them -

[Clockwork]

Cool but there is a point to it too.....................LOL

Ned?

Ned Flanders?.... Is that you?