Hardcore Biker
Murphy calls to see his mate Paddy who has a broken leg.
Paddy says, "Me feet are freezing mate, could you nip upstairs and
get me slippers?"
"No bother," he says, and he runs upstairs and there are Paddy's two
stunning 19 year old twin daughters sitting on their beds.
"Hello dere girls, your Da' sent me up here to shag ya both."
"Fook off you liar!".
"I'll prove it," Murphy says..
So he shouts down the stairs, "Both of them, Paddy?"
"Of course, what's the use of fookin' one?"
fuckin grumpy leave me alone
what the fuck has this to do with Scot's ?
hardly Scots names Murphy and Paddy
"Kiwi Biker, still a great place despite the mods "
"Would crawl over broken glass before owning Suzuki"
The only reason I only ride in the Iron man Class is I have no friends left to enter the two man events,
my own fault really.
bardcore hiker
there be a bit of a geography lesson in order here methinks
Cyborg Biker
its a bit irish this scottish joke?Originally Posted by Firefight
Hardcore Biker
gah you got me, hell I dont know! as I read it, it sounded like scottish rather than Irish.. my bad D:!
Scotsman on a German
You're nuthin' but a daft eskimo
In space, no one can smell your fart.
Deep in the heart...
And it is a REPOST!
"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
Weapons of Mass Acceleration
Bah, who cares?! It was still very funny! Cheers.
Moped rider
Yeah I agree - It was still a hoot - Irish Scots always make me laff!!
'No road is straight forever'
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