The firearm thread

**Akzle** · 17th August 2016, 08:11

Originally Posted by seattle smitty

Well, somebody was asking, "So what WOULD Jesus carry?," so I gave it some thought. Those who claim to know tell us that when Jesus comes back He will have to deal with some real bad actors, so He won't fool around. After all, when He cleared the money-changers out of the Temple, they wouldn't have been impressed by one man until He laid them out with his spinning back-kicks and liver strikes. So I'm thinking when He shows up again He will have two guns holstered like the Lone Ranger, and not Colt .45s but more like what Dirty Harry carried, so when He puts the laser dots squarely on the foreheads of Og and Magog, He will say, "Do you feel lucky, punks?," before He blows their heads clean off.

**Akzle** · 17th August 2016, 08:13

and clinto was carrying colt 45s.
1851 navys if memory serves.

**Brian d marge** · 17th August 2016, 12:06

Originally Posted by seattle smitty

Well, somebody was asking, "So what WOULD Jesus carry?," so I gave it some thought. Those who claim to know tell us that when Jesus comes back He will have to deal with some real bad actors, so He won't fool around. After all, when He cleared the money-changers out of the Temple, they wouldn't have been impressed by one man until He laid them out with his spinning back-kicks and liver strikes. So I'm thinking when He shows up again He will have two guns holstered like the Lone Ranger, and not Colt .45s but more like what Dirty Harry carried, so when He puts the laser dots squarely on the foreheads of Og and Magog, He will say, "Do you feel lucky, punks?," before He blows their heads clean off.

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