The firearm thread

**Wolf** · 1st July 2010, 18:13

Originally Posted by sAsLEX

Only 4?

A couple of P220 .45ACP on the thighs,

an MP-10 in a chest harness,

couple of shot guns on the back

and a nice long rifle whilst they are still a distance away that would be the minimum.

The 38-40 would be on the bike using its saddle ring for mobile defence.

My safety on Z-day is assured - I don't have to outrun the Zombies, I only have to outrun you... and that possiblity's looking good.

**The Pastor** · 1st July 2010, 18:18

i reckon a sawn off pump 12g shottie would be the one to have on a bike.

**Mr Merde** · 1st July 2010, 20:31

Originally Posted by renegade master

i reckon a sawn off pump 12g shottie would be the one to have on a bike.

Got you covered there

For the zomies I would load a few hundred rounds up with hydralic bullets.

Drilled into the bullet, filled with grease and sealed with a lead #2 piece of shot superglued in.

When it hits it explodes, take the heads of those mother bothering zombies.

**Drunken Monkey** · 1st July 2010, 20:34

Looks like someone should order these for our next outing:

http://www.coolthings.com/zombie-pos...-in-real-life/

**Drunken Monkey** · 1st July 2010, 20:38

Originally Posted by Wolf

My safety on Z-day is assured - I don't have to outrun the Zombies, I only have to outrun you... and that possiblity's looking good.

Actually I believe it's already been modelled by a mathematician. Z (number of zombies) will exceed S (survivability) in approximately 3 days in a city of around 500,000 citizens. You number is up Wolf, it's all about how much you stretch it out and how much fun you have blowing away zombies whilst you wait for death...

Edit, no I found it. Z > S + R in 3 days, Z being Zombies, S being Suscepitbles and R being those Removed for Zombification (is that even a word?). The result is still, inevitably, death (well, undeath).

**The Pastor** · 1st July 2010, 20:58

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

Got you covered there

For the zomies I would load a few hundred rounds up with hydralic bullets.

Drilled into the bullet, filled with grease and sealed with a lead #2 piece of shot superglued in.

When it hits it explodes, take the heads of those mother bothering zombies.

I want to get a shotgun press, i reckon if you load up a normal number 4 then fill the gaps in the shot with epoxy, you'd be onto a winner.

**The Pastor** · 1st July 2010, 20:59

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

Actually I believe it's already been modelled by a mathematician. Z (number of zombies) will exceed S (survivability) in approximately 3 days in a city of around 500,000 citizens. You number is up Wolf, it's all about how much you stretch it out and how much fun you have blowing away zombies whilst you wait for death...

Edit, no I found it. Z > S + R in 3 days, Z being Zombies, S being Suscepitbles and R being those Removed for Zombification (is that even a word?). The result is still, inevitably, death (well, undeath).

but they didnt factor me into the equation.

**Drunken Monkey** · 1st July 2010, 21:03

Originally Posted by renegade master

but they didnt factor me into the equation.

awww.....snap!

**sAsLEX** · 1st July 2010, 21:07

Originally Posted by Mr Merde

Got you covered there

For the zomies I would load a few hundred rounds up with hydralic bullets.

Drilled into the bullet, filled with grease and sealed with a lead #2 piece of shot superglued in.

When it hits it explodes, take the heads of those mother bothering zombies.

This would be a touch better.....

I have also heard replacing the grease with mecury works well in the rounds you described.

**sAsLEX** · 1st July 2010, 21:09

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

awww.....snap!

Which countries would do better?

England and Australia are fucked as no one can own weapons there.

The Swiss? Compulsory military training and weapon ownership?

They would do alright.

The Yanks?