God's clocks - must read!!

**Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)** · 23rd January 2007, 09:05

A New Zealand dies and goes to Heaven.
As he stands in front of St Peter at the Pearly Gates, he sees a hugh wall of clocks behind him.

"What are all those clocks?" he asks.
St Peter answers, "Those are lie-clocks. Everyone on earth has a lie-clock.
Everytime you lie, the hands on your clock will move."

"Oh, " says the man. "Whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"Incredible," says the man. "And whose clock is that one?"
St Peter responds: "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only tow lies in his entire life."

"Amazing" says the man. "Where's Helen Clark's lie-clock?"
"Helen Clark's clock is in Jesus' office," St Peter says.
"He's using it as a ceiling fan."