What men are good for...

**MyGSXF:Me** · 23rd January 2007, 18:08

WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken."

**Trudes** · 23rd January 2007, 18:10

Hehe, good one, and so true!!

**The_Dover** · 23rd January 2007, 18:14

that's fine with me

**ManDownUnder** · 23rd January 2007, 18:14

errr... so that's how I get my wife in the mood???

you sure??

**blacksheep** · 23rd January 2007, 18:16

3 minutes! by crikey has he had a viagra?

**Jantar** · 23rd January 2007, 18:22

I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled.

**MyGSXF:Me** · 23rd January 2007, 18:41

Originally Posted by Jantar

I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled.

good one mate!!

**Ronin** · 23rd January 2007, 18:50

Originally Posted by Jantar

I have no objection to being used as an egg timer, only the eggs may be a biti too hard boiled.

Thousand Year Eggs anyone?

**Drum** · 23rd January 2007, 21:08

You're a hard lady Beth. Cook the man some fuckin eggs!

**Nutter34** · 23rd January 2007, 21:24

Geez, 3 minutes, so he's the one bumping up the average....

Good one...

**slowpoke** · 23rd January 2007, 23:45

They are obviously not married if they are even HAVING sex.........

**judecatmad** · 24th January 2007, 07:45

Originally Posted by slowpoke

They are obviously not married if they are even HAVING sex.........

Now THAT'S funny!

**Toaster** · 8th March 2007, 11:23

Thats classic!

**kevfromcoro** · 9th March 2007, 09:11

Originally Posted by MyGSXF

WHAT MEN ARE GOOD FOR!!!

She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.

He walks in.

She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me this very
moment."

His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day."

Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then
gives it his all on the kitchen table.

Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove.

More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all
about?"

She explains, "The egg timer's broken."

3 mins....did u go and have a shower as well??