Jeez, imagine a cardboard scummy. Complete with cutout tassels.
And a papier mache laser gun.
Jeez, imagine a cardboard scummy. Complete with cutout tassels.
And a papier mache laser gun.
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Note the number plate.... I think that may be the diff between impersonation, and a legal deterrant.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Cardboard? If that was over here, it'd be torched within a day.
What a difference indifference can make
I wonder if you can get a cardboard cut out of a Foreman or something, so that the road gang will stay on the job and have a real reason for having to slow down at road works!
Half the time you go through them nothing is happening because there is nobody there and they seem to be making them longer and longer all the time!
Case in point is the one at Nevis bluff, it goes on and on for bloody miles. Pissed off,John.
I had to laugh because when i first read this i thought about the rain and then the cost - something like $1000 and then i thought........how stupid actually advertising this THEN they had them on the news last night and like Kro, i noticed the numberplace "POLICE" and THEN........they had this stupid cop going on about how today it might be cardboard but tomorrow it might be the real thing......HELLO!!
Go on, click on the pic for larger version!
Wouldn't it be nice if they didn't leave shit all over the road, then they wouldn't have to worry about being hit with it, after all, it dings my bike!Originally Posted by That Website
I'd say this was more dangerous than going too fast though the roadworks.Originally Posted by That Website
Doesnt carbord burn?
Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot
At least you will stand a better chance of outrunning this copper if you're speeding.
NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!
You watch next thing the bastards will be putting speed camera's behind them or fake emmiters that set off radar detectors.![]()
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Well funny you should say that... some enterprising anti-speeding bloke living in my Dad's sleepy Oxfordshire village actually built a life-size replica of a speed camera and positioned it just inside his garden perimeter which was side on to the road through the village. Top marks for detailed accuracy and I for one slowed up on first seeing it...but close inspection gave the game away and i would imagine like me, most (local) people simply got used to it and ignored it. It was probably a talking point in the village pub for a while though.
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
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