Michael Jackson's clock

[Indiana_Jones]

Billy is at Neverland, and Michael Jackson comes upto him and goes "Do you want to play a game?"

"Sure thing!" goes Billy

"Ok, you have to find Michael's clock" Michael replies.

So Billy goes looking, he looks in the garden, in the study, in the kitchen, in the lounges and play rooms, till he gets to Michael's bedroom. Michael then comes into the room, "have you found Michael's clock, yet?"

"No, I can't find it" goes Billy

"I'll show you" says Michael and then pull down his pants and underwear in front of Billy.

"That's your cock, not your clock!" says a confused Billy

Michael replies "It's not yet, but it will be when you put two hands and a face on it"



-Indy

[BuFfY]

Indy... that is terrible!

[Colapop]

Funny how you can substitute Indy for Michael Jackson in that joke....?

[0arbreaka]

dude, I reckon you should see a therapist.

[Blairos]

Thats almost as bad as...

"Theres a new Burger out called the McJackson, it consists of a 40 year old piece of meat jammed between 2 seven-year-old buns..."

[Beemer]

Thats almost as bad as...

"Theres a new Burger out called the McJackson, it consists of a 40 year old piece of meat jammed between 2 seven-year-old buns..."

Judging by the taste of McD's, they have been making those burgers for some time...