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    You tight bastard?!"

    Dr. Davis (Mr Helen Clark...) was jogging near his home in Auckland.

    Every day, he'd jog past a hooker standing on the same street corner. He learned to brace himself as he approached her for what was almost certain to follow. "Two hundred and fifty dollars!" she'd shout from the curb. "No! Five dollars!" He would fire back, just to shut her up.

    This ritual between him and the hooker became a daily occurrence. He'd run by and she'd yell, "Two hundred and Fifty dollars!" He'd yell back, "Five dollars!"

    One day, Helen decided that she wanted to accompany her 'husband' on his jog. As the jogging couple neared the working woman's street corner, Dr. Davis realised she'd bark her $250 offer and Helen would wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings. He figured he'd better have a darn good explanation for the 'Boss'.

    As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, he became even more apprehensive than usual. Sure enough, there was the hooker. He tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

    Then, from her corner, the hooker yelled, "See the rubbish you get for five bucks, you tight bastard?!"

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    watch out as the repost police are about to swoop!!
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    Classic. Loved it.
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    Yep, your jokes are all funny, Dasser, but if you'd like to acquaint yourself with the search function, you may well find that most - if not all - have been posted in the recent past.

    But you're not the first - here are the other two posts on the same subject -
    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...(20.12.06) and and http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ht=helen+clark (22.11.06)
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Repost... but still blardy funny... Think for $5 Helen is still overcharging, even if she gave change...

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