I went to the store the other day, I was only in there for about 5
minutes
and when I came out there was a goddamn motorcycle cop writing
a parking
ticket.
So I went up to him and said, 'Come on buddy, how about giving
me a
break?'
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a
pencil
necked nazi. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for
having
bald tyres!!
So I called him a horse f**ker. He finished the second ticket and
put it
on
the car with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!! This went
on for about 20 minutes, the more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
I didn't give a shit, my car was parked around the corner...
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