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    Miss Namibia...

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    Quote Originally Posted by RCTL View Post
    not here happily married with four kids,just nothing could get me so desperate that i would shag anything remotely gook
    what the hell are you smoking ?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whynot View Post
    what the hell are you smoking ?
    Lol, yes, yes indeed. I suppose he's trying to rationalise his choice of pot-bellied cattle-farmer's daughters with buck-teeth?

    Of course, some would say I'm rather biased when it comes to girls who are, errmm, `remotely gook'.

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    *looking at no.1*

    wtf, I thought the Hindenburg burnt to a crisp in '37? lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat View Post
    Lol, yes, yes indeed. I suppose he's trying to rationalise his choice of pot-bellied cattle-farmer's daughters with buck-teeth
    Of course, because all european looking girls are like that aren't they...
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    Quote Originally Posted by pervert View Post
    Of course, because all european looking girls are like that aren't they...
    Spoilt for choice here, not an arse over 6 inches wide .. well one or 2 but not many !

    Though ...I will add that after a while ...they do become ummm familiar ... and one does find ones self longing for something from a Russ Meyer movie !1

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    I've been to Timaru....once.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    I've been to Timaru....once.....
    So number two is saying, "have you seen my daddy?" Now we can point him/her in the right direction?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brian d'marge View Post
    Spoilt for choice here, not an arse over 6 inches wide .. well one or 2 but not many !

    Though ...I will add that after a while ...they do become ummm familiar ... and one does find ones self longing for something from a Russ Meyer movie !1

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    I dunno mate, they may be small, but they tend to be a bit flat and soulless. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into Afro yank bootie. Just like them a little rounder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Patrick View Post
    So number two is saying, "have you seen my daddy?" Now we can point him/her in the right direction?
    Nah - I'd already been neutered at that stage.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fatjim View Post
    I dunno mate, they may be small, but they tend to be a bit flat and soulless. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into Afro yank bootie. Just like them a little rounder.
    Heh, I suppose with a name like Fatjim you need somebody a little more... resilient?

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    Quote Originally Posted by McJim View Post
    Nah - I'd already been neutered at that stage.
    It disn't work,that one time, at band camp...

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