Miss Timaru

**Patrick** · 26th January 2007, 10:19

Miss Namibia...

**Whynot** · 26th January 2007, 10:44

Originally Posted by RCTL

not here happily married with four kids,just nothing could get me so desperate that i would shag anything remotely gook

what the hell are you smoking ?

**xwhatsit** · 26th January 2007, 13:54

Originally Posted by Whynot

what the hell are you smoking ?

Lol, yes, yes indeed. I suppose he's trying to rationalise his choice of pot-bellied cattle-farmer's daughters with buck-teeth?

Of course, some would say I'm rather biased when it comes to girls who are, errmm, `remotely gook'.

SpankMe, I like your style ^_^

**Indiana_Jones** · 26th January 2007, 14:08

*looking at no.1*

wtf, I thought the Hindenburg burnt to a crisp in '37? lol

-Indy

**pervert** · 26th January 2007, 14:19

Originally Posted by xerxesdaphat

Lol, yes, yes indeed. I suppose he's trying to rationalise his choice of pot-bellied cattle-farmer's daughters with buck-teeth

Of course, because all european looking girls are like that aren't they...

**Brian d marge** · 27th January 2007, 03:01

Originally Posted by pervert

Of course, because all european looking girls are like that aren't they...

Spoilt for choice here, not an arse over 6 inches wide .. well one or 2 but not many !

Though ...I will add that after a while ...they do become ummm familiar ... and one does find ones self longing for something from a Russ Meyer movie !1

Stephen

**McJim** · 27th January 2007, 07:07

I've been to Timaru....once.....

**Patrick** · 27th January 2007, 09:44

Originally Posted by McJim

I've been to Timaru....once.....

So number two is saying, "have you seen my daddy?" Now we can point him/her in the right direction?

**Fatjim** · 27th January 2007, 10:52

Originally Posted by Brian d'marge

Spoilt for choice here, not an arse over 6 inches wide .. well one or 2 but not many !

Though ...I will add that after a while ...they do become ummm familiar ... and one does find ones self longing for something from a Russ Meyer movie !1

Stephen

I dunno mate, they may be small, but they tend to be a bit flat and soulless. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into Afro yank bootie. Just like them a little rounder.

**McJim** · 27th January 2007, 11:17

Originally Posted by Patrick

So number two is saying, "have you seen my daddy?" Now we can point him/her in the right direction?

Nah - I'd already been neutered at that stage.

**xwhatsit** · 27th January 2007, 11:41

Originally Posted by Fatjim

I dunno mate, they may be small, but they tend to be a bit flat and soulless. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into Afro yank bootie. Just like them a little rounder.

Heh, I suppose with a name like Fatjim you need somebody a little more... resilient?