The perfect evening evening dress?
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The perfect evening evening dress?
The Loose Goose
Possibly, but I bet it's a prick to clean...
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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...and hard to get on....?Originally Posted by Beemer
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Hubba hubba.
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The Loose Goose
Actually, having had a second look at this dress, I am now of the opinion that it would be one of those dresses you could easily slip into - and out - and in - and out - and in - and out....
Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!
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Cant really see how as it would be sensitively lubricated for your pleasure
Deep in the heart...
And ribbed for her pleasure!, and probably glow in the dark too by the look of it.
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Lots of nice flavours...err I mean colours. (damn can't do strikethrough!)
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Damn I'm too slow all the good puns are gone
But I've always liked a woman in latex rubber
Or how about.........
A person would feel comfortable and enclosed in that dress
Or if worn on a date the wearer will feel safe if she comes out with you
I'm one of the worlds best riders. I can wheelie, I can stoppie, I can stunt, hell I can get my shoulder down. I could keep up with Rossie if I wanted to race.
Then I go from bed to bike and somehow it all turns to crap.
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Or should that be
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I'm one of the worlds best riders. I can wheelie, I can stoppie, I can stunt, hell I can get my shoulder down. I could keep up with Rossie if I wanted to race.
Then I go from bed to bike and somehow it all turns to crap.
Aargh, photos!
Bukkake gone wild
Bukkake in a bag
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Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
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Least you would always have somewhere to put your small change and cigarrettes.
And at the end of the evening when it gets hot and steamy and the room is dark with the lights low and the clothes are piled at the foot of the bed............. When you are feeling wet and squidgy?
Just when he asks breathlessly, "what about contraception"?
Well you do'nt have to think about it very bloody long do you?
I'm one of the worlds best riders. I can wheelie, I can stoppie, I can stunt, hell I can get my shoulder down. I could keep up with Rossie if I wanted to race.
Then I go from bed to bike and somehow it all turns to crap.
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I know what Bukkake is unfortunatlyBukkake gone wild
Bukkake in a bag
Anyone NOT know what it is
UUUUGgggh!!!
But strangely appropriate for this thread.
I'm one of the worlds best riders. I can wheelie, I can stoppie, I can stunt, hell I can get my shoulder down. I could keep up with Rossie if I wanted to race.
Then I go from bed to bike and somehow it all turns to crap.
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All these piss takes on what is a very sensible dress, someones put a lot of work in to that you should be ashamed.
Ewww, you grubby little man S.Bukkake gone wild
Bukkake in a bag
No longer stutter bike
It appers that, that guy's looking for the 'prize inside'
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