Little Johnny's English Class

[Fishy]

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

[Switch]

ahahahahaha i always thought little johnny was supposed to be innocent

[The Beast]

*cough* repost.....
Good joke though

[MSTRS:Me]

TEACHER: Why are you late?

Little Johnny: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

Little Johnny: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Little Johnny, why are you doing your math sums on the
floor?


Little Johnny: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: Little Johnny, how do you spell "crocodile"?

Little Johnny: "K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L"

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

Little Johnny: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

Little Johnny: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

Little Johnny: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America .

Little Johnny: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: Little Johnny!

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TEACHER: Now, Little Johnny, tell me frankly, do you say prayers,
before eating?

Little Johnny: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.

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TEACHER: Little Johnny, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

Little Johnny: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking, when
people are no longer interested?


Little Johnny: A teacher

[Beemer]

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Johnny says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful.'

Little Johnny says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

Or substitute it for "contagious" and Johnny says "my dad was watching the guy next door paint his fence with a two-inch wide brush and he said it was going to take that cunt-ages to finish!"