Kiwis are quick

[dasser]

Kiwi's are quick


Two business men in Melbourne are sitting in their soon to be new
store.

As of now the store is bare with just a few shelves.

One says to the other "I bet any minute now a Kiwi is going to walk
by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling"

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough a
curious
New
Zealander walks to the window, has a peak and asks,

What are ya selling here boys?"

One of the men (being a smart ass) replies "Oh we're selling ass
holes here."

Without skipping a beat the Kiwi says

"Well I see you're doing really well, you've only got two left!"

[McJim]

American Businessmen obviously - Aussies would sell arseholes wouldn't they?

[Beemer]

Very good, but don't let Hitcher see it... not only the dreaded ass, but an apostrophe in a plural...

[marty]

or a peak in the window

[Beemer]

or a peak in the window

Well spotted! Maybe it was a gabled window?

[Patrick]

One says to the other "I bet any minute now a Kiwi is going to walk
by, put his face to the window and ask what we are selling"

No sooner were the words out of his mouth when sure enough a
curious
New
Zealander walks to the window, has a peak and asks,

What are ya selling here boys?"

Very good, but don't let Hitcher see it... not only the dreaded ass, but an apostrophe in a plural...Originally posted by BEAMER

No full stop after "selling" and no quotation marks in front of "What are ya selling..."

Such madness. The horror of it all. Think of the children!

[Beemer]

Very good, but don't let Hitcher see it... not only the dreaded ass, but an apostrophe in a plural...

No full stop after "selling" and no quotation marks in front of "What are ya selling..."

Such madness. The horror of it all. Think of the children!

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, beat you to it - and you forgot the missing comma and question mark - "... are ya selling here, boys?"

[Phurrball]

Good to see a healthy level of BDOTGNZA activity here...sadly, it wouldn't surprise me if Aussies were selling 'assholes'.

[Patrick]

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, beat you to it - and you forgot the missing comma and question mark - "... are ya selling here, boys?"

Copied and pasted your lines....RE edited post above...

Missed the question mark... I failed, I am not worthy...

[Beemer]

Good to see a healthy level of BDOTGNZA activity here...sadly, it wouldn't surprise me if Aussies were selling 'assholes'.

God knows they have enough spare...

[McJim]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ies#post861751

I've gone over this before. It appears they were selling real estate for the purpose of storage of subterranean beasts of burden. See link to post above.

[Beemer]

Copied and pasted your lines....RE edited post above...

Missed the question mark... I failed, I am not worthy...

You can tell what I do for a living, can't you?

[McJim]

You can tell what I do for a living, can't you?

We didn't like to mention the word that appears after "Complete and utter green bling". Thought you husband wasn't too impressed.

[Patrick]

You can tell what I do for a living, can't you?

Play on KB??? Is the money good?

Anyone tell me what the flashing x next to my avitar is???

[pritch]

Anyone tell me what the flashing x next to my avitar is???

It indicates "Forum whore" status. That you are a veteran of 1000 posts...

I hope these weren't all done in work time.
Actually, I hope you are doing them in work time.... :-)