Kiwis are quick

**merv** · 26th January 2007, 14:29

Originally Posted by Patrick

Very good, but don't let Hitcher see it... not only the dreaded ass, but an apostrophe in a plural...Originally posted by BEAMER

Originally Posted by Beemer

Patrick, Patrick, Patrick, beat you to it - and you forgot the missing comma and question mark - "... are ya selling here, boys?"

.... let alone not spelling your name right Beemer.

**Beemer** · 26th January 2007, 14:57

Originally Posted by merv

.... let alone not spelling your name right Beemer.

I'd already told him off for that, didn't like to be too pedantic!

**Toaster** · 26th January 2007, 15:42

Good one dude, nice joke.

Who gives a toss about punctuation...geez, most are bright enough to work it out.

**McJim** · 26th January 2007, 15:50

Originally Posted by Toaster

most are bright enough to work it out.

I heard of a constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil....

**avgas** · 26th January 2007, 15:54

punctuation is for 1eet gang!stas'. So i dont use it

**Patrick** · 26th January 2007, 15:57

Originally Posted by pritch008

It indicates "Forum whore" status. That you are a veteran of 1000 posts...

I hope these weren't all done in work time.
Actually, I hope you are doing them in work time.... :-)

Nah... too busy checking out the latest Porn in work time!!!

**Patrick** · 26th January 2007, 15:59

Originally Posted by merv

.... let alone not spelling your name right Beemer.

She spells it wrong...

**Toaster** · 26th January 2007, 15:59

Originally Posted by McJim

I heard of a constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil....

hehe... I will never suck a pencil again....

**McJim** · 26th January 2007, 16:00

Originally Posted by Toaster

hehe... I will never suck a pencil again....

ewwwwwww....

**Patrick** · 26th January 2007, 16:01

Originally Posted by Toaster

hehe... I will never suck a pencil again....

Too late... it was "that" pencil - the last one you sucked on....

**Beemer** · 26th January 2007, 16:03

Originally Posted by Patrick

She spells it wrong...

Um, I'm not a shining light - I used to ride a BMW - most of us call them Beemers... but there is the odd (and I do mean odd!) person who calls them Beamers! I tend to think of Beamers as those who drink a certain dark liquid...

**Toaster** · 26th January 2007, 16:04

rinsing my mouth out with beer......... mmmm beer.

**Patrick** · 26th January 2007, 16:09

Originally Posted by Beemer

Um, I'm not a shining light - I used to ride a BMW - most of us call them Beemers... but there is the odd (and I do mean odd!) person who calls them Beamers! I tend to think of Beamers as those who drink a certain dark liquid...

Wen did wee meat? U no me so well... being odd and a Beam drinker and all...