Drunk little bastards

[alexthekidd]

Operator: '111 Emergency, which service please'

You: 'There's a group of teens with what appears to be a gun outside my window'
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oooooooh the hilarity guaranteed to ensue off this, SWAT teams, More police than you can shake a stick at, i'd go with this one i'm pretty sure they wouldn't consider partying there again after being viciously attacked by SWAT Teams.


Alternatively loads of KB bikers with their big intimidating bikes all rolling up at once should scare the little fekers straight, know it would me if i was in their position lol

[Beemer]

Call the police and say there is a fight going on - they will be more likely to turn up then. Say the kids appear to be underage and drinking and bingo, I bet they will be interested. Get a sensor light that comes on whenever they enter your property, or leave the lights on all night. They probably think they can get away with it because you're a couple of girlies, so perhaps get some male friends to come around for a few nights to go out and shout at them to fuck off.

Otherwise, put the fucking hose on them, or have a sprinkler set up on a timer to go off every 10 minutes during the night.

And I'd definitely be having a word with the people from the church, it's their property, these people are possibly damaging it, and they are damaging your property too. I bet they wouldn't be impressed.

Or - MOVE to another place!

[Donor]

Even better!

Get a bunch of the biggest, hairiest KB'ers to meet somewhere round the road, when they arrive, flick a call, and have the bikers arrive en masse...

Nowt like a bunch of possums blinded by the light of a number of large rumbly motorcycles...

Muhaha...

[Patrick]

Well, it's a bit more than that. "There's all these drunken men fighting , and now they're on our deck and trying to break in. There's only us two women here and I'm really frightened." I think that would warrant a Priority 1.

WOT 'E SED TOO...

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Do call the cops esp in the early hours of the morning! Pity you don't have a fire hose like I do outside my back door. Shit that thing has some force behind it - I've used it once to clean my "porch" and would have no qualms about scaring away "unwanted scum".

[bugjuice]

sumond thou fuzzy bacon-smelling ones

[davereid]

Years ago when I lived in a city I had a similar problem. Didnt want to put a fence up, cos would get grafittied. Didnt want to put a barbed wire fence up as would be seen as antagonistic - might invite revenge.

So, put in stakes every 500mm and planted some vicious old english roses, the nasty thorney bastards, which I tied to the stakes.

Instant biting fence - very effective, looked good, and solved the problem.

Wont help with the buggars in the church yard. See if the church know about it - potential vandalisim, fire etc etc, they may trespass the bastards.

[yungatart]

Call the police and say there is a fight going on - they will be more likely to turn up then. !

Not here they don't!!
There was a fight across the road from us a couple of weeks ago, it sounded as though it was getting pretty out of hand (I didn't get up to look tho), rang the cops, 45 minutes later they rang me back just to see if it was still going on....WTF????

[Beemer]

Not here they don't!!
There was a fight across the road from us a couple of weeks ago, it sounded as though it was getting pretty out of hand (I didn't get up to look tho), rang the cops, 45 minutes later they rang me back just to see if it was still going on....WTF????

They did in Lower Hutt, especially if you say a guy is beating up a girl!

[ManDownUnder]

Yep - cops.

Make a note of how many are there, record a few plates over the next few nights etc... if you safely can.

Call the cops every time it happens.

[ManDownUnder]

45 minutes later they rang me back just to see if it was still going on....WTF????

Maybe the taxi's were all booked?

[crazybigal]

call the cops but tell them that they are drinking and you "think" you saw a knife. they will come charging round to sort the little shits out.

[kadams]

Target practise with the crossbow or the Air Rifle, even better my brother has a .303 you could borrow.
Or you could just call the cops and say you heard a girl screaming from the church and that there is a gang of kids that look pretty drunk...

[scumdog]

Call the cops -every time it happens.

That way they'll know it's not a 'one-off' and they'll take some action.

Maybe up where you live the may not turn up the first time - but if you don't let 'em know then they'll NEVER turn up.

[DMNTD:Me]

Party at your house!