Drunk little bastards

[WickedOne]

Party at your house!

YYYEEHHHAAA, Bring it on!!!!!

[Swoop]

the kids appear to be underage and drinking and bingo

There is an age limit for playing bingo now???!!!

[Postie]

get some FLASH BANG grenades, chuck it outside when they get all rowdy, then after the FLASH,BANG, look outside and you'll see a bunch of stunned drunk teenagers on the floor in the foetal position, kind of like chucking TNT in into a barrel of mullet, hence the term "stunned mullet" (possibly)

Then go outside and proceed to de-ball the males, they shouldn't have the choice to breed anyway.



yes I was watching Texas SWAT on Prime last night

[Paul in NZ]

Call the Police. Earlier in the week it's not as busy...

If thats a no show - make an appointment with your local community constable and point out that the problem is long term and escalating.

If thats a non result - call the local press.

Don't get involved unless you have to and then don't piss about arguing with the pricks - act decisively.

[Kwaka14]

I have two large angry dogs which stopped most of the drama's that used to happen out my way.... Buy a Bull Mastiff, you'll fork out 100.00 on dog food weekly but it's worth it....

[placidfemme]

thanks all for the tips... I guess calling the cops outweighs the other suggestions (although I wouldn't mind shooting the fuckers).

I thought about (and even made) water ballons... but frozen... thought it was a great idea until I tested the first one... smaller than your average computer mouse... but would hurt like a rock... they barely break into 3 pieces when thrown against a wall or into the church carpark... But was advised by multiple people that I could end up with the cops after me if I took such action seeing as the possibility (depending on my aim) of them being seriously hurt...

[Juud]

Since when is vandalising someone elses property not enough for the cops to come and check it out? Call the cops and tell them about the recent developments near you and on your property. Violence only leads to retaliation.

Good luck, hope you get it sorted!

[SwanTiger]

Cook me a roast dinner (preferably pork) and I'll solve your problem. And perhaps apple pie and hokey pokey ice cream for desert?

BTW, is that the church off K'Rd, near the ANZ?

[Jimmy B]

To original post:

Two words: Bull Mastiff

[Flatcap]

As some others have suggested - thorny roses and a decent sprinkler system. Even better if the sprinkler will reach into the church carpark

[Patrick]

Cook me a roast dinner (preferably pork) and I'll solve your problem. And perhaps apple pie and hokey pokey ice cream for desert?

BTW, is that the church off K'Rd, near the ANZ?

Forget the roast...just loads of pies...

[placidfemme]

Cook me a roast dinner (preferably pork) and I'll solve your problem. And perhaps apple pie and hokey pokey ice cream for desert?

BTW, is that the church off K'Rd, near the ANZ?

lol no-where near there... North Shore... Birkenhead

[Patrick]

lol no-where near there... North Shore... Birkenhead

North Shore Team Policing Unit (sort of the riot squad - turn up in numbers with a paddy wagon) is always keen on this sort of thing... ring em direct and ask for the Officer in Charge of that unit...

[ManDownUnder]

hide some Class A in the bushes, call the cops and let them know you saw one of them ditch the stash "over there"??

[Grahameeboy]

Are you sure it is not the Church Youth Group..............

Talk to the Vicar because the last thing they want is damage etc........assume Vicar does not live on site? If he does, what is he / she doing and they should call Police...........personally I would have no trubs calling Police..........helped arrest some hoon once doing wheelspins up our road and no comeback and the other week these drunks threw things at my house , I caught them, threw them in the bushes and the next day I had an apology letter in my mailbox.........these people live on other people's fear although I guess if your motorbike is vunerable I can understand.......
Or get one of those cardboard police cars.............