Rig up some outside speakers playing Barry Manilow records that'll keep 'em away...no, seriously this has been tried at vandalism hotspots in the UK and really works.
Psyclepath
Rig up some outside speakers playing Barry Manilow records that'll keep 'em away...no, seriously this has been tried at vandalism hotspots in the UK and really works.
Originally Posted by Dave Lobster
Only a homo puts an engine back together WITHOUT making it go faster.
The not so placid...
Who's Barry Manilow?
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
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lol........
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Forum whore
You don't get to be an old dog without learning a few tricks.
Shorai Powersports batteries are very trick!
Has left the building
Hey hey now....no need to be that cruel!!
Glad to see ya going to try the wire job Tam. Don't forget to hang the bells on the wire too
I blame the Labour Government
we had some trouble at the end of our street where i used to live with young people damaging property, i have no problem with burnouts and druken going ons but when they damage property look out, so me and my neighbour went out when they were there. I had my two dogs and my air rifle and he had a musket and a shotgun. My neighbour had packed the musket with powder, no ammo though, and we told them to fuck off then gave them a warning shot with the musket. They ran away very quickly and NEVER came back. I think retaliation doesn't even enter thier minds when pepole own guns and dogs.
edit: we previously warned our other neighbours that they may here a loud bang when we go to sort out the problem, just so no one would call the cops on us.
From American dad :
American dads dad: Breaking into a safe is like making love to a woman
American dad: So you just pound on it for two minutes until your done?
The not so placid...
lol yeah, just waiting to hear back from some mates if they have any scrap wire laying around that we can use, otherwise I'll be popping up to Mitre10 to see if they sell wire... guess the warehouse may sell little bells...Glad to see ya going to try the wire job Tam. Don't forget to hang the bells on the wire too
I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing
mucho papoosa bueno no panocha
The Sharif don't like it!
.....Can we still have a party anyway?
-Indy
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Hardcore Biker
Call the cops... but meantime, photograph the little bastards from a spot across the street...that way they might not link it to you. Stick the photos on "Snapt" and also produce them as evidence to the cops. And/or discreetly jot down their regos and report them with or without (preferably with) your photo evidence. Photograph the grafitti too...anything to nail the little pillocks.
Sounds like it may not be just you that they are annoying. Talk to any neighbours and see if they'll support you in united action. Send the pics to the local paper...name and shame 'em. It's a start! Do all you can even if later in the day it shows up the cops for lacksadaisical (SP?) ineptitude. I mean, lets face it...the cops will be too busy looking for easy pickings at the roadside rather than helping rid our streets of young pissheads like this!
"...You're gonna have to face it, your dick needs a rub" Robert Palmer "Addicted to Love"
Rrrriiiiinngggg...BANG!
Looks like the chance of a free piss-up is going down the drain.
Tam, I had similar problems in Paraparaumu with kids who used to think it was funny to set my car alarm off and throw rocks on my roof while I was home. Called the police in the end and they were fully aware of who it was as these sort of kids are usually known to them. Didnt have any problems after that.
The real mystery is how come that fat bastard Hurley has never lost any weight.
i'm motarded
just get barbed wired, then you wont need the bells, the screaming will alert you.
Vacuum packed Vamp
For God's sake, call the cops, if they are destroying your gear, and tampering with your bike, then what next???? home invasion???. Crikey, don't for one minute put up with this shit, it's absolutely not on.
Call the police, and tell them you have a prowler, and they will come running.
Personally, I would give my right testicle to still be in Auckland, and be part of the KB party idea, because I would sort these little wankers out, quick smart. I did it many a time when I lived on Mercury Lane off K road, and it aint hard to get rid of tossers, trust me.
My initial reaction is phone the police, and say there are teens drinking and vandalising property next door, and that you think you have seen people on your property, and the rozzers will turn up smartly.
Homer you shot the zombie Flanders !
He was a Zombie?
Forum whore
get some of that really fuckin nasty razor wire shit.
put that all over the place and cover it in piss and shit like the gooks did in 'nam.
the cunts wont come back after a couple of doses of septaceamia and an amputation or two.
Alcoholic
how about next time there on your property give us a bell and some of us can turn up in a van drag one into the back and then drive out to wood hill forest and make him dig a shallow grave about 3 foot deep then whack him over the head and knock him out and leave him there.....
or you could aways follow then home and trash there garden and shit and leave a nice note for there perants
further north than the northland crew
The Sharif don't like it!
I like that idea
We can all wear ex-president masks while do it
-Indy
Hey, kids! Captain Hero here with Getting Laid Tip 213 - The Backrub Buddy!
Find a chick who’s just been dumped and comfort her by massaging her shoulders, and soon, she’ll be massaging your prostate.
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