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  1. #76
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    I think you can download plans to make landmines on this thing called the inter-ma-web???
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    I think you can download plans to make landmines on this thing called the inter-ma-web???
    Why yes, yes you can... http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/

    Here's good... http://www.textfiles.com/anarchy/warfare

    Main those suckers next time they step foot inside your property. Oh, but you'll want to check this out as well http://www.uib.no/People/mfakh/LMK/LMsampart (in other words, don't blow yourself up).

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol... if the problems persist then we'll be calling the piggie patrol to come give them some bacon...
    Make sure you ask them, just like that... they will come running...

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    The speakers and Barry Manilow idea's a pretty good one.

    Had to laugh when we were in Scotland a couple of years ago, some of the shops had trouble with youths (aka Neds) loitering around causing trouble. So they hooked up speakers and played classical music. Worked a treat, the little shits leave - hard to look 'hard' with classical music blarring away.

    Roses and other natural deterants sound good, along with calling the cops - keep calling every time it happens. Don't put up with that sort of crap. Big scary dog will probably work too.

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    Hmm, yeah I have dealt with nighbours like this at times.

    Mitre Ten will sell you a tick tick tick sprinkler with a radius of about 5+ metres. route the house lopped through a window so you can kink and unkink it and watch the results.

    Also Warehouse will sell you a bright workshop light for $10 @ 2000 Watts its daylight for a short while.

    Speakers are 2 obvious.

    I think your best bet is a couple good sprinklers strategically located.

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    surely you can pick up a known vicious dog from somewhere really cheaply? just starve it and let it loose (don't, i hate dogs)

    music idea is good, specially if they dont have any cars there to drown it out - some one here should lend you some big speakers

    got a porch light? get a sparky to change it to a security sensor light thingy

    whatever happens keep us updated!
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    im a drunk lil bastrrd right now... can i come play in your bush placid fememy?? haha
    "World famous since ages ago"

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    Quote Originally Posted by LilSel View Post
    im a drunk lil bastrrd right now... can i come play in your bush placid fememy?? haha
    lol you really must be drunk... and who said I had a bush?
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

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    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    who said I had a bush?
    LOL!!!! *hangs head in shame*...
    "World famous since ages ago"

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    Stop it you two, you will get everyone excited.

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."

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    Too late.....

    You ready for tomorrow Tam?
    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by WickedOne View Post
    Too late.....

    You ready for tomorrow Tam?
    lol

    I hope so The weather looks like crap, so not very happy about doing the test in possible rain... oh well

    Got the bike sorted... check out my thread here for pics of the work done to the ZXR over the weekend!

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=43560
    I'm not a complete idiot... some pieces are missing

    Quote Originally Posted by DingDong
    "Hi... I rang about the cats you have for sale..."..... "oh... you have children.... how much for the children?"

    mucho papoosa bueno no panocha

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    Quote Originally Posted by placidfemme View Post
    lol

    I hope so The weather looks like crap, so not very happy about doing the test in possible rain... oh well

    Got the bike sorted... check out my thread here for pics of the work done to the ZXR over the weekend!

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=43560
    Good job, looks great in the pics. Look forward to seeing it in person. Rain or shine, it will still be a piece of cake.
    Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

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