Just too white and nerdy

**MattRSK** · 1st October 2006, 21:13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hFQmdpujxU

Enjoy!

**Damon** · 2nd October 2006, 09:45

Originally Posted by MattRSK

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hFQmdpujxU

Enjoy!

Weird Al, is the man, another instant classic

**Animal** · 2nd October 2006, 10:05

Farkin' hysterical!

Sadly, in some respects I can actually relate to the guy!
Hmmm... technology.

**hXc** · 2nd October 2006, 10:25

White And Nerdy - Weird Al Yankovich

They see me mowin’
My front lawn
I know they’re all thinking I’m so white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy?
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna roll with
The gangstas
But so far they all think I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy.
Really really white and nerdy.

First in my class here at MIT
Got skills, I’m a champion at D&D
MC Escher - that’s my favorite MC
Keep your 40, I’ll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin, to the contrary
You’ll find that they’re quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawking’s in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin’ for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain’t got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I’m a whiz at Minesweeper - I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you’re gonna stay amazed
My fingers’ movin’ so fast I’ll set the place ablaze
There’s no killer app I haven’t run
At Pascal, well I’m number one
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain’t got a gat but I got a soldering gun
Happy Days is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I’ll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I’m fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon

They see me roll on
My Segway
I know in my heart they think I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Can’t you see I’m white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy
I’d like to roll with
The gangstas
Although it’s apparent I’m too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
How’d I get so white and nerdy

I’ve been browsin’, inspectin’
X-Men comics, you know I collect ‘em
The pens in my pocket, I must protect ‘em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for ‘em all
Even made a homepage for my dog
Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin’ a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me
Gettin’ freaky
I’m nerdy in the extreme
And whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team
Only question I
Ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk
Or do I like Picard
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin’
They laughin’
And rollin’ their eyes ‘cause I’m so white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
Just because I’m white and nerdy
All because I’m white and nerdy
Holy cow, I’m white and nerdy
I wanna bowl with
The gangstas
But, oh well, it’s obvious I’m white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
Think I’m just too white and nerdy
I’m just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I’m white and nerdy

**hXc** · 2nd October 2006, 10:32

Chamillionaire - Ridin' Dirty

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'they tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
My musics so loud
I'm swingin'
They hopin' that they gone catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty

Police think they can see me lean
Im tint so it ain't easy to be seen
when you see me to see me ride by
They can see the gleem
And my shine on the deck and tv screen
Riding with a new chick she like hold up
Next to the playstation controlla
Theres a full clip in my pistola
Send a jacka into a coma
Girl yeen know I'm crazy like krazie bone
Just tryna bone ain't trying to have no babies
Ride clean as hell so I pull in ladies
Laws on patrol and you know they hate me
Music turned all the way up and to the maximum
I can speak for some niggas try to jack for some
But we packing something that we have for um...
Will have a nigga locked up in the maximum
Security cell
I'm grippin oak
Music loud and I'm tippin slow
Twins steady twisting like hit this doe
Police pull up right behind and it's in his throat
Windows down gotta stop pollution
City change Niggaz like who is dat producin
Thats the Play N Skillz when we out and cruisin
Got warrants in every city except Houston
But I still ain't losin

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'they tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
My musics so loud
I'm swingin'
They hopin' that they gone catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty

I been drinkin n smokin', hold this cramp
Cause I really can't focus
I got to get it home befo' the po-po scope this
Big ol' excursion, swervin, all up on the curb and
Nigga been sippin on that hennesy and that gin again
That sin again we in the wind,
Doin a hundred while I puff on the blunt
And roll another one up
We living like we ain't givin a poo
I got blunt up in my right hand, 40 oz in my left
Freezin my ballz
Roll another tree, green leaves and all
Comin pretty deep, me and my dawgs
Yo, I got to hit the back streets
Wanted by the six pounds and I got heat
glock-glock shots to the block
we creep-creep, pop-pop
Hope cops don't see me, on the low key
With no regard for the law, we dodge em like poo em all
But I won't get caught up and brought up on charges for none of ya'll
Keep a gun in car
And a blunt to spark
Roll up if you want
Nigga get it poppin dawg
Ready or not we bust shots off in the air
and oliver

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'they tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
My musics so loud
I'm swingin'
They hopin' that they gone catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty

Know you hate me so
I try to let you go
Turn on my blinker light
And then I swang it slow
and they upset fo sho
Cause they think they know
That they catching me with plenty of the drank and dro
So they get behind me to try to check my tags
Look in my rear view and they smilin'
Thinkin they'll catch me in the wrong, and keep tryin
city denyin that it's racial profilin
Houston Texas, you can check my tags
Pull me over try to check my slab
Glove compartment gotta get my cash
Cause the crooked cops try to come up fast
And being the balla that I am
I talk to them
Giving a damn about them
Not feeling my additude
And when they realize
I ain't even ridin dirty
Bet you'll be leaving with an even madder mood
And I'm a laugh at you
And then I have to cruse
Yea I'm ya number 2 on some old dj screw
You can't arrest me plus you can't sue
This is a message to the law
Tell em "we hate you!"
I can't be touched
And tell them they shoulda known
Tippin down, I'm sitting crooked on my chrome
Bookin my phone finding a chick I wanna bone
Like they couldn't stop me I'm about to pull up at ya home
And it's on

They see me rollin'
They hatin'
Patrollin'they tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
My musics so loud
I'm swingin'
They hopin' that they gone catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty
tryna catch me ridin' dirty