March Hare 2007 (March of course)

[scumdog]

MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

Could they be looking for a missing todger?

Or to see if it actually exists?

Or is said todger being replaced in its proper place?

Or to see what a Guzzi engines rocking and vibration can do to a persons 'nads?

Whatever, the two females are drinking what looks like KGB and laughing at the situation - whilst said ginga seems semi-comatose (A normal mental state for him so I've been told)

More to 'cum'

[botb]

Love to know who the Ginga is ????? mmmmmm sounds dodgy and fireworks? what fireworks?

[T.W.R]

Should have seen this certain Ginga's International diplomacy in action at Fairlie Think he has aspirations to become part of the immigration council
Shame the wee Norwegian bloke could hardly speak a word of English I mean dangerese

[98tls]

Yea but ginga is ginga in any language............

[dangerous]

MEWSFLASH:
a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female...

I wish...

Should have seen this certain Ginga's International diplomacy in action at Fairlie Think he has aspirations to become part of the immigration council
Shame the wee Norwegian bloke could hardly speak a word of English I mean dangerese

ignerant little c@#t wasnt he, imagine the story by the time it gets back to Norwegian, just didnt take a hint did he...

Yea but ginga is ginga in any language............

damn right, well... maybe not in this case

[NighthawkNZ:Me]

Should I ask???? yeah why not

What did the [dangerese code on] ignerant little c@#t [/dangerese code off] say or do???

[dangerous]

Should I ask???? yeah why not

What did the [dangerese code on] ignerant little c@#t [/dangerese code off] say or do???

OK... Ill take this one,
Fairly BP right? 1 row of pumps right? left lane busy, right lane empty... right?

a pack of motorcicles follow a car into the right lane... car stops at 1st pump, 1st bike to follow car in was a Guzzi... white fella in white car looks in mirror, MG rider signals move up, car driver looks down and fumbles around (at this poing MG rider thinks about backing up and riding around to next pump... but the car will want out 1st and if other bikes follow the car will get stuck in) SO... MG idles forward and bumps car... car driver delebratly eggnores still looking down... MG bumps again... still nothing... MG BUMPS harder... still the aragant c@$t egnores, c@#t gets out and walks to rear of car... MG rider asks very nicley "move the fuck up will ya" nothing, not a word... c@#t steps over front wheel of MG... MG idles forwaad and nearly climes up the boot.

NOW... maybe and just maybe this is were a wee tiny little ginga comes out, I err the MG rider jumps off tears the pump out of the pricks hand and shouts "you can fucking well wait" and proceeds to fill bike.

The prick stands and watches (stuban wee shit aye) bike rider finishs and returns the pump to the prick of a car driver and says "all you needed to do was drive up to the next pump mate"... in which the driver replyed (in beter english that I speak) "ohh, I didnt see you

dumb fuk... thats what they say after they pull out in front of you and put our sorry arses in horspiddle... didnt see you indeed

The other thing that really pissis me of at servos is the shit heads that fill up... see you waiting behind them... then bugger off in side to pay, fuck sake 9 times out a 10 theres a empty car park in front of them... for the record i always fill up then ride/drive out of the way for the next person.

[98tls]

Fair call ya nasty tempered ginga......................sounds like he deserved a thick ear........................

[dangerous]

MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

Could they be looking for a missing todger?

Or to see if it actually exists?

Or is said todger being replaced in its proper place?

Or to see what a Guzzi engines rocking and vibration can do to a persons 'nads?

Whatever, the two females are drinking what looks like KGB and laughing at the situation - whilst said ginga seems semi-comatose (A normal mental state for him so I've been told)

More to 'cum'

OK... stop right there, in responce to this post (which I have no idea WTF this fella is on) I would just like to add... that I have from a 'recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain' semi respected member of the force paraided about in frount of the public wearing his work shirt and undies only and... ok ill stop right there should the above post be expanded any further then so shell this one

ps: striping in ones work uniform of such a nature is like having porn on ones work computer is it not

[ajturbo]

OK... Ill take this one,
Fairly BP right? 1 row of pumps right? left lane busy, right lane empty... right?

a pack of motorcicles follow a car into the right lane... car stops at 1st pump, 1st bike to follow car in was a Guzzi... white fella in white car looks in mirror, MG rider signals move up, car driver looks down and fumbles around (at this poing MG rider thinks about backing up and riding around to next pump... but the car will want out 1st and if other bikes follow the car will get stuck in) SO... MG idles forward and bumps car... car driver delebratly eggnores still looking down... MG bumps again... still nothing... MG BUMPS harder... still the aragant c@$t egnores, c@#t gets out and walks to rear of car... MG rider asks very nicley "move the fuck up will ya" nothing, not a word... c@#t steps over front wheel of MG... MG idles forwaad and nearly climes up the boot.

NOW... maybe and just maybe this is were a wee tiny little ginga comes out, I err the MG rider jumps off tears the pump out of the pricks hand and shouts "you can fucking well wait" and proceeds to fill bike.

The prick stands and watches (stuban wee shit aye) bike rider finishs and returns the pump to the prick of a car driver and says "all you needed to do was drive up to the next pump mate"... in which the driver replyed (in beter english that I speak) "ohh, I didnt see you

dumb fuk... thats what they say after they pull out in front of you and put our sorry arses in horspiddle... didnt see you indeed

The other thing that really pissis me of at servos is the shit heads that fill up... see you waiting behind them... then bugger off in side to pay, fuck sake 9 times out a 10 theres a empty car park in front of them... for the record i always fill up then ride/drive out of the way for the next person.

my hero!!!!!

[scumdog]

OK... stop right there, in responce to this post (which I have no idea WTF this fella is on) I would just like to add... that I have from a 'recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain' semi respected member of the force paraided about in frount of the public wearing his work shirt and undies only and... ok ill stop right there should the above post be expanded any further then so shell this one

ps: striping in ones work uniform of such a nature is like having porn on ones work computer is it not

You should see the pic - and whatever Buellbabe is pointing at must seem funny 'cos she's giggling her head off!!! (and you can't even SEE 'it')

And I think the aforementioned ginga was beyond caring if he even still has 'it'.

[dangerous]

You should see the pic - and whatever Buellbabe is pointing at must seem funny 'cos she's giggling her head off!!! (and you can't even SEE 'it')

And I think the aforementioned ginga was beyond caring if he even still has 'it'.

ohhh nooo... its slowley comming back, but if Im out for the count on the ground, BB is pointing, and the only camera that you will have checked out would be Rashika's... then who the hell in my pants?

[miSTa]

WTF you been up to D? Leave you alone for five minutes and you get yourself into all sorts of grief...

SD, I like your work, keep it up.

[Rashika]

[QUOTE=botb;961746]MMMM "Nightrod" had my butt print on it at about midnight what a bike! i want one lol.... QUOTE]
I reckon the nightrod at the HOG rally was better, black pipes and all...pics on the hog thread I think.

MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

ahhh now I do remember that but cant remember who took the pic...twas funny tho!

ohhh nooo... its slowley comming back, but if Im out for the count on the ground, BB is pointing, and the only camera that you will have checked out would be Rashika's... then who the hell in my pants?

nope wasn't me with the camera.....and you weren't quite out for the count, not by a LOOOOONG shot!

OK... stop right there, in responce to this post (which I have no idea WTF this fella is on) I would just like to add... that I have from a 'recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain' semi respected member of the force paraded about in front of the public wearing his work shirt and undies only and... ok ill stop right there should the above post be expanded any further then so shall this one

ps: striping in ones work uniform of such a nature is like having porn on ones work computer is it not

I'd say yup... especially considering Buellbabe is such a delicate thing, sent her off with all sorts of odd visions about the policia running thru her head

In Te anau now, heading to Wanaka today. 250mm of rain, HUGE WATERFALLS in Milford, road almost not open yesterday morn, took bus instead. Saw sites we normally wouldnt cos of the rain, bloody BEAUT!

[Ruralman]

MEWSFLASH:
I have recieved information from a reliable, confidential informant that a certain ginga was observed to be reclining while a female fossicked around in side his pants in the region of his genetalia while another female observed and pointed at groin area of the ginga.

Could they be looking for a missing todger?

Or to see if it actually exists?

Or is said todger being replaced in its proper place?

Or to see what a Guzzi engines rocking and vibration can do to a persons 'nads?

Whatever, the two females are drinking what looks like KGB and laughing at the situation - whilst said ginga seems semi-comatose (A normal mental state for him so I've been told)

More to 'cum'

Come on SD - wheres the photo - time it was shared with this small group of intimate friends known as KB!!