Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new
wives duties.
The first man married a woman from Auckland and bragged that he had told his
wife she was going to do all the dishes and house cleaning. He said it took
a couple of days but on the third day he came home to a clean house and the
dishes were done.
The second man had married a woman from Christchurch. He bragged that he had given
his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
On the first day he didn't see any results, but the next day it was better.
By the third day, his house was clean, the dishes were done and he had a
huge dinner on the table.
The third man had married a Lower Hutt girl. He boasted that he told her that
her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed,
laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal.
He said on the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything
either, but by the third day most of the swelling had gone down and he could
see a little out of his left eye.
Enough to fix himself a bite to eat, load the dishwasher, and telephone a landscaper.
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Originally Posted by Wasp
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