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    Daddy's gonna eat your fingers

    DADDY'S GONNA EAT YOUR FINGERS .

    This one is for everyone who ...
    a) has kids,
    b) had kids,
    c) was a kid,
    d) knows a kid
    e) is going to have kids



    I was packing for my business trip and my three year old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point she said,
    "Daddy, look at this," and stuck out two of her fingers.

    Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her tiny fingers in my mouth and said, "Daddy's gonna eat your fingers,"pretending to eat them. I went back to packing, looked up again and my daughter was standing
    on the bed staring at her fingers with a devastated look on her face.

    I said, "What's wrong, honey?"

    She replied, "What happened to my booger?"


    To All Have a great weekend.. dasser

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    LOLOL - no comeback possible... I like it!
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    hahaha thats gold!
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    Mmmmm, yummy!
    Tis certainly love when you will eat someone else's booger!
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    ha ha classic

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    Hahaha! What happens when they taste like poo?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Hahaha! What happens when they taste like poo?
    That was really funny till you said that!!!!
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    Hahaha thats funny
    But its never happened to me honest!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Colapop View Post
    Hahaha! What happens when they taste like poo?
    It's about the kids fingers mate....not yours!

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    Glad my kids are way past that stage!

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    Priceless. Still laughing about that one.
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    Brilliant ! Brought tears to my eyes laughing so much
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    shit thats funny. yum yum eat em up

    boogers give you healthy bones.
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    Hahah gross but funny

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