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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    I just make my boyfriend fiddle with the dirty bits...
    Looks like you've switched the 'my' and 'the' around?
    What a difference indifference can make

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    Quote Originally Posted by klingon View Post


    You're !!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    You're !!!!
    Oh come on, that was too easy

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    Clean hands

    Well after years of oily greasy hands we discovered a solution it lays on the side of Lake Taupo it is a substance called pumus it is washed up at Lake Taupo regulary but just watch out for the local natives cause they think it is theirs
    No worries !

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    I just make the boyfriend fiddle with my dirty bits... And if I get anything in me I just whipe my hands of him......
    hoo that's nasty - you been taking lessons from Dan?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Steven Poulson View Post
    Well after years of oily greasy hands we discovered a solution it lays on the side of Lake Taupo it is a substance called pumus it is washed up at Lake Taupo regulary but just watch out for the local natives cause they think it is theirs
    it is theirs... and so are the other rocks. Should you pick any up you're obliged to thrown them to anyone requesting them back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    hoo that's nasty - you been taking lessons from Dan?

    My partners names Dan..... So maybe......!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart View Post
    Or you could try dishwashing liquid and sugar - works a treat!
    Yep.. works every time!!!!
    GET ON
    SIT DOWN
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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX View Post
    I just make my boyfriend fiddle with the dirty bits...
    what can i say except 'lucky boyfriend'

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    Quote Originally Posted by idleidolidyll View Post
    what can i say except 'lucky boyfriend'
    Actually he's quite unlucky... As mum always said... "I'll apologize to anyone who ends up with you.." Says it all...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Steven Poulson View Post
    Well after years of oily greasy hands we discovered a solution it lays on the side of Lake Taupo it is a substance called pumus it is washed up at Lake Taupo regulary but just watch out for the local natives cause they think it is theirs
    *Claiming Pumus*
    Go on, click on the pic for larger version!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking Steven Poulson View Post
    Well after years of oily greasy hands we discovered a solution it lays on the side of Lake Taupo it is a substance called pumus it is washed up at Lake Taupo regulary but just watch out for the local natives cause they think it is theirs
    Give me back my pumus


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    I have a girly tip... when you drop your glove make sure your arm is well away from the muffler when you go to pick it up... cause it burns like hell!! And if you do it once, learn your lesson and dont do it again.

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    that pumus is MINE

    and girly tip to keep on topic.........when you put on lipstick - make sure that your helmet is off OR the visor is up.

    thank you
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    Go on, click on the pic for larger version!

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    Don't sneeze with your visor shut, it's yucky

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