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"If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
"There is no limit to dumb."
"Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."
" It appears that the website has become alive. This happens to computers and robots sometimes. Am I scared of a stupid computer? Please. The computer should be scared of me."
Dont drink and ride. The alcohol smell lingers in your helmet.
"Some people are like clouds, once they fuck off, it's a great day!"
Ladies, yesterday I suggested that happiness starts in the home and to further expand on this important topic I have 2 new tips:
1.Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about is needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.
2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.
By following these easy guidelines you will soon be on the road to happiness
All the best
JB
fuck the 50's housewife shit!
My girlie tip for the day is.. to "REMEMBER"!!!!!!
that.. when God made man.. SHE was only joking....![]()
GET ON
SIT DOWN
SHUT UP
HANG ON
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