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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B View Post
    Much has been written here with respect to girlie tips and it is all good advice. I would like to add that true happiness starts at home and due consideration should be given to your significant others.

    Ladies, in order to achieve domestic harmony you should:

    1. Cook him a nice meal
    2. Always wear a dress with flowers on it

    Or if you really want to impress....
    Show up naked and bring beer! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrs Kendog View Post
    So I'm a lucky bitch ain't I, as the domestic bliss in my home is kept by my hubby cooking me something nice for dinner and NOT wearing my flowery dresses!!
    Its never too late to change Mrs K, how hairy are his legs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jimmy B View Post
    Much has been written here with respect to girlie tips and it is all good advice. I would like to add that true happiness starts at home and due consideration should be given to your significant others.

    Ladies, in order to achieve domestic harmony you should:

    1. Cook him a nice meal
    2. Always wear a dress with flowers on it

    Hmm could turn that one around you know:

    1. Cook me a nice meal
    2. And give me flowers!

    I like MyGSXF's one better!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    Hmm could turn that one around you know:

    1. Cook me a nice meal
    2. And give me flowers!

    I like MyGSXF's one better!!

    lols.. I have 'my idea' on a badge on my leather jacket.. it gets a lot of comments

    I toooootally agree with your idea Lissa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    plumbers bum is not sexy!!
    My daughter would disagree with you on this one.....as would a few men I know
    Soooooo much to learn, but having fun doing it.....

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    Dont drink and ride. The alcohol smell lingers in your helmet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Scamp View Post
    My daughter would disagree with you on this one.....as would a few men I know
    Yea you are probably right... depends on the bum I suppose.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Str8 Jacket View Post
    Dont drink and ride. The alcohol smell lingers in your helmet.
    I thought it was don't drink and ride cos the chunks are hard to clean off the inside of the visor
    Soooooo much to learn, but having fun doing it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lissa View Post
    ... depends on the bum I suppose.
    Now that's a fact!!
    Soooooo much to learn, but having fun doing it.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Scamp View Post
    I thought it was don't drink and ride cos the chunks are hard to clean off the inside of the visor
    While on the subject here's another tip:
    In the morning Always make sure that you wait long enough before leaving a rally, that your coffee is going to stay down

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    Ladies, yesterday I suggested that happiness starts in the home and to further expand on this important topic I have 2 new tips:

    1.Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about is needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

    2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

    By following these easy guidelines you will soon be on the road to happiness

    All the best

    JB

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    fuck the 50's housewife shit!

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    My girlie tip for the day is.. to "REMEMBER"!!!!!!

    that.. when God made man.. SHE was only joking....
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    Quote Originally Posted by MyGSXF View Post
    My girlie tip for the day is.. to "REMEMBER"!!!!!!

    that.. when God made man.. SHE was only joking....

    Yea she was funny alright...she could have given men the task of 'having baby's'....'have to shave their legs/armpits'....'periods'...'the urge to shop for a whole day'....shall i go on?....she was a crack up indeed....

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    Quote Originally Posted by maha man View Post
    Yea she was funny alright...she could have given men the task of 'having baby's'....'have to shave their legs/armpits'....'periods'...'the urge to shop for a whole day'....shall i go on?....she was a crack up indeed....
    maybe.. maybe.. but she compensated us for all that.. & made you lot 1 minute wonders...

    whereas WE can go AAAALLLL night!!!!
    GET ON
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