Girlie tip of the day

[Trudes]

Ladies, yesterday I suggested that happiness starts in the home and to further expand on this important topic I have 2 new tips:

1.Have dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal ready, on time for his return. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about is needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal (especially his favorite dish) is part of the warm welcome needed.

2. Prepare yourself. Take 15 minutes to rest so you'll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your make-up, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh-looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting for him. His boring day may need a lift and one of your duties is to provide it.

By following these easy guidelines you will soon be on the road to happiness

All the best

JB

Now we know you're takin' the piss!!!

[Lissa]

maybe.. maybe.. but she compensated us for all that.. & made you lot 1 minute wonders...

whereas WE can go AAAALLLL night!!!!

hehehehehehehe so true!

[doc]

maybe.. maybe.. but she compensated us for all that.. & made you lot 1 minute wonders...

whereas WE can go AAAALLLL night!!!!

The older I get the faster I wuz.

[MyGSXF:Me]

The older I get the faster I wuz.

bugger...

[doc]

bugger...

How the hell can you reply so quickly. I'm busy waiting for the page to load and there is a reply before it's finished. You don't cook eggs do you. Bitch

[MyGSXF:Me]

How the hell can you reply so quickly. I'm busy waiting for the page to load and there is a reply before it's finished. You don't cook eggs do you. Bitch

I don't piss around mate!!!

& in regards to 'cooking eggs'.. if you would care to refer the the thread below.. in my reply.. I would say that MY particular egg timer, would however, lead to the said eggs in question.. ending up being solid ferking concrete!!!

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ight=egg+timer


YEAH baby!!!

[Maha]

whereas WE can go AAAALLLL night!!!!

I don't piss around mate!!!

So what is it then?....quick or sloooooooooow!....

[MyGSXF:Me]

So what is it then?....quick or sloooooooooow!....

fuck mate.. that was funny.. just about pissed meself laughin!!!

& the answer is.... both!!!!

[doc]

So what is it then?....quick or sloooooooooow!....

Maha Man have you ever thought of going into politics and sorting the Bitches out ? I will be right behind you but anonymously of course.

[Maha]

Maha Man have you ever thought of going into politics and sorting the Bitches out ? I will be right behind you but anonymously of course.

The........SOB party?......kinda like the sound of that....

[doc]

The........SOB party?......kinda like the sound of that....

yes if you think so

[Jimmy B]

Now we know you're takin' the piss!!!

Too true, but believe it or not this is an extract from a 1950's home economics text. Life must have been great in the 50's.

Here's the rest of it:

2. Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives. Gather up schoolbooks, toys, paper, etc. and then run a dustcloth over the tables. Over the cooler months of the year you should prepare and light a fire for him to unwind by. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift too. After all, catering for his comfort will provide you with immense personal satisfaction.

3. Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children's hands and faces (if they are small), comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.

When He Arrives Home
1. Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him. Greet him with a warm smile and show sincerity in your desire to please him.

2. Listen to him. You may have a dozen important things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first -remember, his topics of conversation are more important than yours.

3. Make the evening his. Never complain if he comes home late or goes out to dinner, or other places of entertainment without you. Instead try to understand his world of strain and pressure, and his very real need to be at home and relax.

Your goal. Try to make sure your home is a place of peace, order and tranquillity where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.

Don't greet him with complaints and problems. Don't complain if he's late home for dinner or even if he stays out all night. Count this as minor compared to what he might have gone through
that day.

Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or have him lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low soothing and pleasant voice.

Don't ask him questions about his actions or question his judgment or integrity. Remember, he is the master of the house and as such will always exercise his will with fairness and truthfulness. You have no right to question him. A good wife always knows her place

[MyGSXF:Me]

believe it or not this is an extract from a 1950's home economics text. Life must have been great in the 50's.

fuck that for a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

A good wife always knows her place

YEAH... out riding her BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which is what I am off to do right now!!!! tata

[Jimmy B]

fuck that for a joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!



YEAH... out riding her BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

which is what I am off to do right now!!!! tata

Well if the weather down your way is half as good as it is here at the moment youll have a great ride, enjoy

JB

[Trudes]

Yeah I reakon, FFS!!!
Although funnily enough, it sounds like how I grew up, how my Dad expected the house to be and children were to be seen and not heard.
No wonder I'm such a Hitler and have trouble with obeying authority!