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    Bravo for seniors

    A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football
    > game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next
    to
    > him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his
    > generation.
    >
    > "You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,"
    > the student said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The
    young
    > people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man
    > walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear
    > energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed
    > processing and...," pausing to take another drink of beer.
    >
    > The Senior took advantage of the break in the student's litany and
    said,
    "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .
    .
    So we invented them. Now, you arrogant little fart, what are you
    doing
    for the
    next generation?"

    > The applause was resounding...

    > I love senior citizens!!!
    Actions speak louder than words or good intentions

    He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up. - Paul Keating

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW) View Post

    > I love senior citizens!!!
    Be gentle with me and I am your's. Cheers John.

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    Very true :bow
    If you can't be a good example, be a horrible warning

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    Take that you cheeky little whipper snapper!!!!!!!!
    NEVER LET THE TRUTH GET IN THE WAY OF A GOOD STORY!

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    we are inventing a way off this hell hole called earth that you old farts poisoned and ruined!
    1990 Suzuki Bandit GSF 250 for sale 39k kms $3,500

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasp View Post
    we are inventing a way off this hell hole called earth that you old farts poisoned and ruined!
    When are ya going ta find time to do that? After playing with ya PS/X-Box, watching porn and trashy TV shows? Yer, Right. Pass the Tui's(just yanking ya chain mate).
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    Quote Originally Posted by Wasp View Post
    we are inventing a way off this hell hole called earth that you old farts poisoned and ruined!
    You want me to help you with that?

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    I know it is a repost but it is still really funny.

    "If you can't laugh at yourself, you're just not paying attention!"
    "There is no limit to dumb."

    "Resolve to live with all your might while you do live, and as you shall wish you had done ten thousand years hence."

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    I know this is only a joke but when this happens it makes you think..

    http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...ad.php?t=43656

    See Bartman10 comments...

    It was on TV3 tonight, had some of his discoveries gone undiscovered things could be different...

    RIP

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