Jam sandwich

[WarlockNZ]

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, you know, the wrong time. But if you don't mind, I don't mind." So they go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was just eating a jam sandwich."

The postman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

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eeeewwwwww

[petesmeats]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...t=Jam+sandwich

#41:

Hahahaha Just popped my repost cherry.
lovin it.

Pete

[WarlockNZ]

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/sh...t=Jam+sandwich

#41:

Hahahaha Just popped my repost cherry.
lovin it.

Pete

And I even searched for it as well ... bugger .!!!

[ynot slow]

guy goes to dentist,but before he goes wife asks 69 beforehand,shit yeah he says after ringing dentist to say he's running late,no time to shower so he scoots to see dentist,after an inspection the guy sees dentist looking quisically at him,does my breath smell he says,thinking it may smell fishy,na says the dentist i'm trying to work out how you got skidmarks on your nose