Subject: big game hunter
The big game hunter walked in the bar and bragged
to everyone about his hunting skills.
The man was undoubtedly a good shot and no one
could dispute that.
But then he said that they could blindfold him
and he would recognize any animal's skin from its
feel, and if he could locate the bullet hole he
would even tell them what caliber the bullet was
that killed the animal. The hunter said that he
was willing to prove it if they would put up the
drinks, and so the bet was on.
They blindfolded him carefully and took him to
his first animal skin.
After feeling it for a few moments, he announced
"Bear." Then he felt the bullet hole and
declared, "Shot with a .308 rifle."
He was right.
They brought him another skin, one that someone
had in their car trunk. He took a bit longer
this time and then said, "Elk, Shot with a 7mm
Mag rifle.
He was right a gain.
Through the night, he proved his skills again and
again, every time against a round of drinks.
Finally he staggered home, drunk out of his mind,
and went to sleep.
The next morning he got up and saw in the mirror
that he had one hell of a shiner. He said to his
wife, "I know I was drunk last night, but not
drunk enough to get in a fight and not remember
it. Where did I get this black eye?"
His wife angrily replied, "I gave it to you. You
got into bed and put your hand down my panties.
Then you fiddled around a bit and loudly
announced,
"Skunk, killed with an axe." !!
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