What kind of fucktards work for banks these days?

[The_Dover]

I wrote an email complaining to the bank that they fucked up my change of address and the fuckin munkeys still gave me lip.

Fuckers. This cunt cant even read.

Subject: Re: Re: Change Contact Details Request

I find it quite distressing that someone that works for a bank cannot tell the difference between a 3 and a 4.

I would like to refer you to my original change of address request.

I have had my "personal banker" recommend an account type for me to change to. I have requested it be changed. I have been informed that they will need to send me a form to do so. I have received no form.

Now be a good boy and put one of those change of account forms in the post to ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY FOUR A Dover's Road.

Thank you,

Ben

--------[ Original message follows ]--------
>Thank you Ben for your message.
>
>In regards to your address change to 183A Dover Street, I would like to
>direct you to your original message. This message clearly requests for
>me to change your address to the a fore mentioned.
>
>Here is a copy of this message for your conveniences;
>
>>User:
>>Customer:
>>Customer Name: MR BENJAMIN DOVER
>>
>>Phone/Fax
>> Daytime phone number: 021
>> Evening phone number: 09
>> Fax number:
>>
>>Residential/Business Address
>> Street: 184a The Road Where I live
>> Suburb:
>> City:
>> Country: New Zealand
>>
>>
>>Update Other Services:
>> Credit Cards
>
>As you do not reside here can you please confirm your current postal
>address and I will correct this for you.
>
>Regarding the accounts, if you are unhappy with the fees I would
>recommend you changing this to one that suits your requirements. We have
>a comprehensive selection to cover almost all customer needs. If you can
>describe your requirements I can recommend a solution.

[lb99]

I wrote an email complaining to the bank that they fucked up my change of address and the fuckin munkeys still gave me lip.

Fuckers. This cunt cant even read.

ha, looks like you found out what its like to be treated like a National Bank customer.

I took great delight in telling them to shove their accounts last week.

Westpac were the only ones who were prepared to loan me enough money to buy a house, and to cap it off, no fees ever, on anything except for intrest where applicable

[Karma]

Blimey, what are the odds that they call you Dover, and you live on Dover's Road... that's spooky.

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

Bit of a worry. I'd be changing banks fast

[The_Dover]

Blimey, what are the odds that they call you Dover, and you live on Dover's Road... that's spooky.

When you're a man of my status they name shit after you!

[Karma]

When you're a man of my status they name shit after you!

Dude, I'm sooooo damn cool they named a species after me

[Juud]

ahh the National Bank, I know how you feel, I think they invented stupid.

I once asked if it was possible to put more transaction details on the online statement, you know with selling on TradeMe and all. They came back with: oh but it's already there, huh where I can't see anything. After 5 emails, just running around in circles, I just gave up.

I found out later (not thanks to NBNZ) that you had to download the statement to see all the details. Now, how hard is that to put in an email.

[The_Dover]

but it was a small mustelidae. and they smell!

[xwhatsit]

Heh. I'm with ASB, and just in terms of customer service I've always been glad I'm with them, and not National. My boss used to pay me with an actual physical cheque (thank god I've got him to do a direct deposit), from National bank. Being as poor as I am, I couldn't wait the 3-day bank clearance time from giving the cheque to ASB to bank for me, so I used to go to National bank and ask for it to be cashed (you can do this, they just ask for ID). Every single time I went into National bank, not only were the staff rude to both me and their own customers, but the service was slow, poor, and I frequently overheard arguments. The worst thing about National is their front doors -- they make you stand in front of the automatic door, which rings a bell inside and a bank teller (who might be in the middle of dealing with a customer) will look at you through the door, and if you look like you're not carrying a gun, will press a button to open the door manually. I don't appreciate being treated like a criminal every time I go there.

I will never put my business with National, even when I have any money.

[Karma]

I like the ASB, they have the fittest little chick in their personal banking department... must find another reason to go in there, I think she likes bikes

[LilSel]

ASB's alright.. good customer service
cept my fee's on eftpos acc are like $40/month...

Oh company with ASB too.. So get monthly ( )salary paid earlier than peeps with other banks

Family biz with NB... I go in to get the 'guys' wages etc.. or do the banking for mum... and they look at me like im a crim... depositing thousands of $$'s and withdrawing a bit too for the wages... *Shakes head*...
Just cuz I look DIFF!!!! geeee....

[Karma]

You pay eftpos fees?? I got an ASB streamline (online) account, get statements stopped, and you don't pay a penny on anything eh.

[LilSel]

You pay eftpos fees?? I got an ASB streamline (online) account, get statements stopped, and you don't pay a penny on anything eh.

real?... OOooOOoo... I'll look into that... cheers for the heads up

[dawnrazor]

When you're a man of my status they name shit after you!

what like dover pooh and dover crap and dover fecal matter and dover diarrhoea and dover turds and dover shite and and and...

[Joni]

Yeah ASB rocks... Dover go and see them and chat about what you need, they will put the right portfolio together for ya