A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he's
being watched by a midget standing in front of the urinal
next to him. Although the little fellow is staring at him
intently, the guy doesn't get to uncomfortable until the
midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs up
it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range.
"Wow," comments the midget, "those are the nicest testicles
I have ever seen!"
Surprised, and flattered, the man thanks the midget and
starts to move away.
"Listen, I know this is a rather strange request," says the
midget, "but I wonder if you would mind if I touched them."
Again the man was rather startled, but seeing no real harm
in it, he obliges the request.
The midget reaches out, gets a tight grip on the man's
testicles, and then loudly says, "Hand over your wallet or
I'll Jump!"
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Originally Posted by ManDownUnder
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