Women are like apples

[Paul in NZ]

pffft usher, try hes just taking the words off snoop dogg and ice cube
usher, what a pussy

bwahahaha... Oh god... That quote and the basic idea behind it date back just a little earlier than of pop song...

A woman should be a lady in the drawing room, a chef in the kitchen and a courtesan in the bedroom... The other side of the coin equally applies to men...

[WRT]

A woman should be a lady in the drawing room, a chef in the kitchen and a courtesan in the bedroom... The other side of the coin equally applies to men...

So you're saying a man should be a chef in the drawing room, a courtesan in the kitchen and a lady in the bedroom? If you're right, then boy have I been doing things wrong all these years!

[Paul in NZ]

So you're saying a man should be a chef in the drawing room, a courtesan in the kitchen and a lady in the bedroom? If you're right, then boy have I been doing things wrong all these years!

Yes - that might explain things...

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[KLOWN]

bwahahaha... Oh god... That quote and the basic idea behind it date back just a little earlier than of pop song...

A woman should be a lady in the drawing room, a chef in the kitchen and a courtesan in the bedroom... The other side of the coin equally applies to men...

Yup, I think the FIRST person to come up with it was a guy who goes by the name of GOD, yeah you know it.

[The_Dover]

women are like banks.

The National Bank to be precise.

I know how it feels to be a national bank customer.

[Karma]

So women are always shafting you?