A lady walks into a BMW dealership......

[Korumba]

A lady walks into a BMW dealership. She browses
around, spots the top-of-the-line Beemer and walks
over to inspect it. As she bends over to feel the
fine leather upholstery, she inadvertently breaks
wind.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see
if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays
that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare
materialises in the form of a salesman standing
right behind her.
Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete
professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with,
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may
just not have been there at the time of her little
'accident', she asks, "Sir, what is the price of
this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madam, if you farted just touching it,
you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the
Price."

[gman]

har har har now dats funny .good one