A mightily important poll

[Racey Rider]

- most men attacked the problem from the front -

Thats Crap! Surely?

Surely your <-B would get in the way too much?
Or is that just mine!?

[MrMelon]

I bet the people who scrunch wipe back to front too

[babyB]

this thread is a crack up but what about this...


You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your pants, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll.

[scumdog]

this thread is a crack up but what about this...


You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your pants, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll.

Argh!Haven't you heard of bush-lawyer leaves? or at a pinch you could unravel the cardboard tube and use it as loo paper? hard times call for hard solutions - and the ain't much harder than card board toilet-roll loo paper.

[Racey Rider]

at a pinch you could unravel the cardboard tube and use it as loo paper? hard times call for hard solutions - and the ain't much harder than card board toilet-roll loo paper.

You can dip the cardboard into the toilet water to soften it a bit before use.

Apparently.

So I heard.

Not that I've tried it myself!

[Ghost Lemur]

this thread is a crack up but what about this...


You're done...you reach for the toilet paper only to discover that empty cardboard cylinder. A mild panic begins coldly in your throat. You could use the curtains...no, someone would say "Where are the curtains?" Then what would you say? The rug?...too cumbersome. Then you must come to the same conclusion that every "empty roll dumper" must face...Pull up your pants, tighten your tush and wriggle yourself to the nearest full roll.

That leads me to an intesting question I've been thinking about over the past couple of weeks.

On more than one occasion the Better Half has called out to me to bring her a new roll. Now what I don't understand is how difficult is it to look over at the toilet roll before sitting down to see if there is enough paper there to accomplish the task required, if not go get some before starting. Personally this is the way I do things and have never been in that position. Is it a girl thing (coz you always sit down)? Or are there guys who don't bother checking first either? What happens if you in a public toilet then?

I just don't get it... half a seconds glance can save so much hassle.

[Milky]

Place one leg on cistern

Practicing yoga at the same time i assume? it would give you good access i guess... much easier for us non gymnasts if you place a leg on the seat instead
Meself i am a sit and fold man... I cant imagine scrunching - what happens if you dont scrunch effectively? Then you have to wipe a hell of a lot more

[Kwaka-Kid]

I kid you not i laughed at this and thought ahhh how silly... expecting to see 100% scrunchers? ive never asked the question but wholey crap im the minority?! Are people taking the piss?.. reminds me of the whole shake or dab question... Please dont tell me people honestly dab too? Im serious thats just whacked! Dudes that actually fold.. thats like for the queen or queers isnt it?

[Skyryder]

It's not how you use the roll but how you hang it. Some hang the roll so the tag is at the back and some hang the roll so the tag is in the front. Now depending on the positioning of the tag will determine if you turn the roll forwards or backwards so that the tage hangs where you can find it.

So your stuck on the crapper in the middle of the night and you're turning the roll trying to find the tag to finish the buisness when you realize that someones put a new roll and the tag is not where you can find it. Gives a whole new meaning to the word Bummer.

Skyryder

[Grumpy]

I never realised so much thought had to go into the business end of a session in the crapper .

Here I was thinking it was just a bit of quiet time with a magazine or newspaper... :spudwhat:

Very funny thread guys

[scumdog]

I kid you not i laughed at this and thought ahhh how silly... expecting to see 100% scrunchers? ive never asked the question but wholey crap im the minority?! Are people taking the piss?.. reminds me of the whole shake or dab question... Please dont tell me people honestly dab too? Im serious thats just whacked! Dudes that actually fold.. thats like for the queen or queers isnt it?

Folding is ESSENTIAL when using bush-lawyer leaves - one go at scrunching will convince you

It's a matter of "insurance" with paper, fold it properly and you KNOW you have at least two (or if rich) three layers before you're in the shit, with scrunching it's a gamble - plus my Scots blood cringes at the waste with scrunching.

[toads]

Definitely a scruncher!

me too csl, we definately have a lot in common!, I would also like to add, that I am 100% into 2 or more ply, single ply is for the incredibly tight and somewhat daring folk.

[Posh Tourer :P]

me too csl, we definately have a lot in common!, I would also like to add, that I am 100% into 2 or more ply, single ply is for the incredibly tight and somewhat daring folk.

I just use twice as much when it is single ply.... no real saving for the tight...

Also, preference of tag hanging over or under depends on the position of the roll relative to the seat... Under when it is close and high up, over when it is low down or a long way away....

[wkid_one]

Now here is another question - do you prefer the bog roll on or off the hanger? Personally I prefer the bog roll free from any dispensing device - just personal preference that annoys the hell out of my partner!

[k14]

Nah, always use it off the hanger. Alot easier to fold up nicely then, lol. Probably depends if you are a scruncher or folder as to weather you like to roll it off the hanger or scrunch it up off your hand.