Year old threads coming to life. *sob*
When will it end?
Fold
Scrunch
Forum whore
Year old threads coming to life. *sob*
When will it end?
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
BACTERIA
When more people use "New Posts".Originally Posted by Jim2
Year old threads coming to life. *sob*
When will it end?
I like bikes
When more intersesting threads pop up?
"Not one day that we are here on this earth has been promised to us, so make the most of every day as if it was your last, and every breath ,as if it were the same"
LOOK.. ZOMBIES!
thank Allah im not MUSLIM!! !!!
now i understand why they are so pissed off...
"After using the toilet, one should performs the Istinjaa (cleansing with water). In Istinjaa, water is preferred for the purpose of cleaning oneself. However, when water is not available, a material that does not have a smooth surface, such as stone or wood can be used. Tissue paper can be used as long as it does not absorb the feces or urine and cause the hand to come into contact with it.
Qur’an forbids the use of the right hand in order to clean oneself from the impurities of urine and feces. The Prophet said, “None of you should touch his privates with his right hand whilst urinating nor should he wipe off feces with his right”."
Still Ridin'
Scumdog, with his "arsehole strung out on drugs" comment, gave me a laugh, then Greenhorn's recollections literally had me fall off my chair and roll on the floor laughing. I had tears in my eyes and my ribs were starting to ache - solid two minutes of laughter with sporadic outbursts afterwards.
OK. fold, always - scrunch wrongly and you could wind up with a gap in the paper that would cause more than a "ginger finger". Wipe while seated, front to back (crank up the right buttock and reach around behind with right hand - not well-liked in the Muslim community...)
In the bush I prefer Rangiora or Dock or another soft broad-leafed plant of which I do not know the name but it seems safe enough (my arse has never had hallucinations afterwards so I guess it wasn't Datura.)
Sorry, I do not have any recollections to match GH's
Motorbike Camping for the win!
Hardcore Biker
We fold, the women scrunch (theyre such a dab hand)
Reality is an illusion encouraged by consensus.
Aargh, photos!
Im angry, I see red...............
To every man upon this earth
Death cometh sooner or late
And how can a man die better
Than facing fearful odds
For the ashes of his fathers
And the temples of his Gods
<<<<my bike...
I fold so does that make me a male????
Cat's could say... Psychokiller
Forum whore
Along the same lines but in a different vein/valley - what do asians use? I mean the whole squatting thing??? I've been told they stand on toilet seats for lack os squat conveniences. Does that make it difficult to wipe?
When th' Outhouse needs a flushin' Pa jus' go an' dig anudder......
They shall not grow old as we that are left grow old.
Age shall not weary them nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the evening,
we will remember them
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