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    Mad cow

    A female TV reporter arranged for an interview with a farmer, seeking
    the main cause of Mad Cow disease.

    The Lady: "Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the
    possible source of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this
    disease?"

    The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: "Do you know that a bull
    mounts a cow only once a year?"

    The lady reporter (obviously embarrassed):" Well, sir, that's a new
    piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and
    Mad Cow disease?"

    The Farmer: "And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?"

    The reporter: "Sir, this is really valuable information, but what
    about getting to the point?"

    The Farmer: "I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was
    playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year,
    wouldn't you get mad?"


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    hehe sounds about right
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    LOL thats funny

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    Looks like you've struck a chord with the ladies, Dasser!
    Yes, I am pedantic about spelling and grammar so get used to it!

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    Hi Beemer,
    I bet you have hexed me now,
    I guess I've been good.. No REPOST from you....

    Later
    Dasser... I don't have a big ego, I'm way to cool for that....

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