What kind of fucktards work for banks these days?

[Grahameeboy]

Go smoke a pole you fuckin pacifist queer. They fucked up, now they can lick my balls.

The guy actually just left a message on my cell phone but I was riding home.

He's coming round to cook me some eggs to make up for his fuck up. I might fuck him in the arse while he's cooking them. Then he'll know how it feels to be a National Bank customer.

Just don't get egg on your face Ben.............

[The Pastor]

What the hell do you mean by that? surely that would be a good thing!

Jez, I'd have you on "ignore", but then I'd miss all these gems of lobotomised nonsense...

Its a gerneric insult relating closely to the insult " [insert name here] is/are gay."

[Clivoris]

banks suck penis hard.

For fecks sake don't marry your bank. In my experience it's a sure fire way to stop these types of v.i.p. services.

[The Pastor]

For fecks sake don't marry your bank. In my experience it's a sure fire way to stop these types of v.i.p. services.

Bro who said anything about marraige? banks suck harder than your little sister on a friday night on k road!. And I hear shes more powerful that a 1400W vacume cleaner!

[doc]

[QUOTE I might fuck him in the arse while he's cooking them. Then he'll know how it feels to be a National Bank customer.[/QUOTE]
Hey I'm a National bank supporter (well they take my money and I'm to lazy to change) I've never been offered these sort of sevices you must be a prefered customer. Thank f..k for internet banking you never have to look at them while they are shafting you.
Pointless changing banks they are all overseas owned. Don't throw Kiwibank at me have you ever noticed the varieties in their queues. Who needs to go on an OE experience at Kiwibank

[Clivoris]

Bro who said anything about marraige? banks suck harder than your little sister on a friday night on k road!. And I hear shes more powerful that a 1400W vacume cleaner!

She is a mighty powerful woman.

[Toaster]

Ain't that the truth.

How the..... change my quote will ya... hmmmm

[fische]

All the banks wanna do is fuckin take your money. They're thieving cunts. If they don't just steal it then they fucken take it in fees.

[COP_B8]

Pointless changing banks they are all overseas owned. Don't throw Kiwibank at me have you ever noticed the varieties in their queues. Who needs to go on an OE experience at Kiwibank

Haha, I used to work for them, unfortunately i wasnt lucky enough to see them in the queues, I had to meet with them in there homes.

[Gremlin]

pfffft I'm with National... don't really care, I reckon banks are mostly the same, and don't have any major issues...

My gripe is National's snail like pace at moving onto the net, time it takes to update the account transactions on-line etc. Only recently they stopped charging you to set up bill payees, and allowed you to do it yourself... doing a bank mail for that was retarded...

I learnt as a kid, go to the counter to deposit money, and it will take you more time, you will get more grief etc. ATM's worked much more efficiently Net is just the next step... I want to deposit money via teleporter

[KLOWN]

From a personal point of view, to be fair on the bank's, each of our own experiences do come down to a mixture of banking rules and the bank staff member you deal with... same for councils, insurance companies, police, hospitals etc etc. I'd be careful about slamming an entire organisation over one incident with one individual who may be a complete dickhead.

Given that, we also have to be reasonable in what we ask and how we ask it. And as far as fees etc go, why should we all expect to get everything from them for free? Do you do work for free? The purpose of being in business or being employed is to make a profit/wage/salary. NZ has a very competitive banking market. They are not perfect at all, but its a lot better here than many overseas countries. Consider the service and level of "competitiveness" we get for our insurances in comparison to the banks....

I seem to pay a fortune in premiums every year and for what? Whereas the banks often fight hard to compete on price while trying to give the service needed (good or bad).

ummm, bullshit. national bank sucks like everyone one else in this thread has stated and everyone I know who has had ANY sort of dealing with national bank say its shit, ESPECIALLY at change of address

[Guitana]

Banks are right up there with realestate agents except a bank manager wont suck a basketball through 30 metres of garden hose to get your money cos he knows youre fucked without him to cash your wage cheque!!!

[Finn]

Banks want to sell you umbrellas when the sun's out, but want them back when it's raining.

[Cibby]

dude, that isnt cool, glad you gave them a good lesson!

I changed from National years ago due to their ridiculious service, slow processing times and overall general crap....

with Westpac now and they are pretty good, good accounts, good fees, etc etc.

[Flyingpony]

cept my fee's on eftpos acc are like $40/month...

Get an ASB Mastercard Credit Card with True Reward Points. Use that instead of your Eftpos card and you'll find you might be onto a little money earner. Don't forget to set up direct debt to pay your credit card balance every month and you're set.