Why women's magazines only?

[pzkpfw]

Why women’s magazines only print letters from women...


Dear Abby,

I've never written to you before, but I really need advice.
I've suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently, and when I ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."

I stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, it seems she has gotten out of a car round the corner. Maybe she wasn't in a taxi?

Deep down I probably don't want to know the truth, but last night when she went out I decided to really check on her. I parked my Harley next to the garage and then hid behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my Harley, that I noticed that the valve covers on the engine were leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Thanks, Bob

[MyGSXF:Me]

It's a goody pskpfw.. but it is a repost...


I've recently found out that.. apparantly the first person to say 'repost' to a thread.. gets some greeen bling... so I'll wait with eager anticipation for mine to arrive...

[Indiana_Jones]

Dear Bob,

Take your Harley back to your dealer, and get a cooler bike

-Indy