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    Stop it SpankMe, you're making MSTRS feel sick.

    In her prime, she was a damn good looking gal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    There's not a guy on KB who wouldn't do her if they had the opportunity, except for Grahameeboy. Stop kidding yourselves. She was pretty good looking, had big tits, a slutty attitude, had money and was really stupid. The perfect woman.
    Perfect for a man like you lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bloody Mad Woman (BMW) View Post
    Perfect for a man like you lol.
    I'm talking about taking one eye to the optician, not marrying her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Okay, I think I know whats wrong. Repeat the test with the following specimen.
    I bet he knows what it feels like to be a National Bank customer....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Finn View Post
    Okay, I think I know whats wrong. Repeat the test with the following specimen.
    ..... erm ... he has clothes on

    i don't see the point
    ... ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mstriumph View Post
    ..... erm ... he has clothes on

    i don't see the point
    You won't see the point... he has clothes on... this is so circular... oh God - I'm getting dizzy
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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    She was Playmate of the Year in 1992. It was all downhill after that.
    Dw, I'll wait till 2012. dig her up, she can be my playmate then

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    Quote Originally Posted by Indiana_Jones View Post
    Dw, I'll wait till 2012. dig her up, she can be my playmate then

    -Indy
    Reminds me of the old poem,

    "Though she's gone she's not forgotten,

    We dig her up

    and f#ck her often"

    Rumour has it penned by that master wordsmith Noel Coward.

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    hahaha.. ill help in the exhuming of the body, but then id ask for some of the parts to make me some furniature ^_^ ... she looks like another jessica simpson though... they're ALL CLONES!!! ALL OF THEM!!! why do they try to copy marylin when we all know she cant be copied because she was fabulous...
    christina aguilera can also take a hike for trying to steal marylin's look..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    You won't see the point... he has clothes on... this is so circular... oh God - I'm getting dizzy
    how can a point be circular?
    ... ...

    Grass wedges its way between the closest blocks of marble and it brings them down. This power of feeble life which can creep in anywhere is greater than that of the mighty behind their cannons....... - Honore de Balzac

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    Ever seen a dart headon??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SpankMe View Post
    She was Playmate of the Year in 1992. It was all downhill after that.
    From those pics, I'd say she must've been a good swimmer, with waterwings like that...
    ... and that's what I think.

    Or summat.


    Or maybe not...

    Dunno really....


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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS View Post
    Ever seen a dart headon??
    Me thinks you've used that line before...

    "now... before you go down on me... errrr... Ever seen a dart headon?"
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    Quote Originally Posted by ManDownUnder View Post
    Me thinks you've used that line before...

    "now... before you go down on me... errrr... Ever seen a dart headon?"
    Now now. That's a bit personal. Needledick.
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    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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