I can see boxes of tissues being used tonight all over the world in her honour....
-Indy
I can see boxes of tissues being used tonight all over the world in her honour....
-Indy
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I must be having one of those days, first thought was, so who gives a shit !
Second thought was, so who gives a shit.
Sorta weird the whole thing.
She didn't drown...
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
I heard that the paramedics spent 4 hours trying to revive her with that new chest pounding method instead of the old mouth to mouth. When they got tired they called in their mates to help. Those guys are heroes.
I normally find fake boobs a turn-off but made an exception for Anna. She was a babe and contributed a lot to world peace.
She did an honourable thing shacking up with that old billionaire. I'm sure he had no regrets and went out smiling. I'd be happy to let her rip me off by having sex with me when I'm ninety.
Happiness is a means of travel, not a destination
...and one extremely wealthy baby....................
Originally Posted by scumdog
maybe she stuffed her head in her over large breasts and choked herslef to death
WM
cant say i had heard of her befor tonite
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