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    Funny, but I think i've seen it before
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    Thats funny as fuck. If its still under warentee take it back. But its an easy job to do yourself.
    Oh yea she is cheatin but who cares. At least you wont have to put up with her shit anymore. Just kick the bitch to the kerb and go riding.

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    She's definitely cheating on ya and she probably caused your oil leak too!!!
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    Dear Abby

    Dear Abby,

    I have never written to you before, but I really need your advice.

    I think my wife is cheating on me. I am a musician and travel sometimes. When I come home things are not like they used to be. It's very awkward. The usual signs, her cell phone rings and she steps outside or says call me later. When I ask her who called she gets evasive.

    Sometimes she goes out with "her friends" but comes home late... getting dropped off around the corner and walking the rest of the way home. I never see who brings her home. I once picked up the extension phone while she was on the phone. She got angry and accused me of all kinds of things.

    Anyway, I just did not have the courage to come right out and ask her if she was cheating on me.

    A buddy of mine plays guitar in a band. He told me that my wife and "some guy" show up at their gigs. He wanted to borrow my amp, that's when I got the idea to find out for myself. I said, "sure you can use my amp but I want to hide behind it and see if she comes in to the club ... and with whom". He agreed.

    Saturday night came. I slipped behind my Marshall JCM800 half stack to get a good view of the club. I could feel the heat coming off the back of the amp.
    It was at that moment, crouching down, when I noticed one of the power tubes was not glowing like the other three.

    Is this something I can fix myself or do I need to take it to a technician?

    Thanks.

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    My god, you have not only reposted the most reposted joke in the history of this site, you have also reposted the version that's not even motorcycle related.
    That's a fail.
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    but still funny
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    Quote Originally Posted by Steam View Post
    My god, you have not only reposted the most reposted joke in the history of this site, you have also reposted the version that's not even motorcycle related.
    That's a fail.
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    Its funny.

    Who the fuck cares that its a repost.
    It's not that I'm wrong- It's your too dumb to understand!!!

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    I don't get it?
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    Quote Originally Posted by renegade master View Post
    I don't get it?
    It is suppost to be funny because you think he is asking about his wife and her cheating.. but then he asks about his (in this case) amp
    I'm gonna make it so PC

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    its not very well worded.
    Then I could get a Kb Tshirt, move to Timaru and become a full time crossdressing faggot

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    It just isn't funny Scotty! That is why you didn't get it!
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    Dear Abby,

    I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice on what
    could be a crucial decision. I've suspected for some time now that my
    wife has been cheating on me. The usual signs... phone rings but if I
    answer, the caller hangs up.

    My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I
    ask their names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't
    know them."

    I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always
    walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she
    has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn't in a
    taxi?

    I once picked her cell phone up just to see what time it was and she
    went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and
    why was I checking up on her. Anyway, I have never approached the
    subject with my wife.

    I think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night
    she went out again and I decided to really check on her. I decided I was
    going to park my 2006 Yamaha R1 motorcycle next to the garage and then
    hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she
    came home.

    It was at that moment, crouching behind my Yamaha R1, that I noticed
    that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

    Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the
    dealer?
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